Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered me a threesome with her best friend. Sounds like every guy’s dream, except I find her friend so absolutely fucking repulsive that I’d rather go piranha fishing with a steak wrapped around my dick then put it anywhere near her. FML
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
Today, my best friend is completely head-over-heels for his girlfriend, has been buying her very expensive stuff and gave her the ring of compromise after 4 years of relationship. The problem is, I just found out that the girlfriend has been sexting with someone else, and is sure to dump my friend for that guy. FML
Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
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InsidiousChild 0
hit it
cowjudgesyou 0
Being a black belt means nothing anymore: schools give out belts to anyone willing to put in the money. go for it
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Jakub89 0
If she's willing to sleep with you for no reason other than looks (just assuming he's good looking) or because you're a virgin, then is she really the right girl for your best friend? Therefore you should hit that! because she's not the right girl and you'll be doing everyone a favor.
becky04 2
it seems to me that you have two options here 1) take her up on her offer and get the shot beat out of you or 2) stay a virgin forever
dellama10 0
Well op, you're a ******* douchebag. It's pretty clear that the only thing keeping you from betraying your 'best friend' is the part where he kicks your ass afterwards. Any normal person would see this as a clear cut decision. And even if you're a virgin, there's lots of other hoes in the sea. Ydi.!
Atavist 3
Problem, kike?
kduubb 7
there's plenty of other fish in the sea... she's not the only pretty girl out there(:
RubenTheGreek 8
Not worth screwing your best friend over. If you want sex so bad go find a hooker,don't betray your best friend.
TheNewGuy03 29
well, op, i think that...you should probably do absolutely nothing. |the kid|
EZ2XLR8 7
There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being a 24 year old virgin. You're basically doing yourself a favour if you aren't married. Now I'm not one of those people who always sticks to the fact that you shouldn't have sex before marriage; but it's common sense, which is why I agree with it. So don't feel bad. Just move on with your own life, quite frankly, it's more important to worry about than what they are doing. You obviously have self control, keep it.
Dvls_Reject 0
get her drunk, then hit it. she won't remember to tell him the next time she gets drunk lmao
Dvls_Reject 0
get her drunk, then hit it. she won't remember to tell him the next time she gets drunk lmao