Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
what did I do?
San Francisco, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Anonymous
Park City, United States
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
John
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Top comments
poopface82 25
If you were not in a relationship with her, what the hell did you do that for? If you were in a relationship with her, why’d you do it before she had her coffee?
SaltyBlarog 10
If this is true, and you proposed to someone you're not actually in a relationship with, then this on you to be honest
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Comments (7)
SaltyBlarog 10
If this is true, and you proposed to someone you're not actually in a relationship with, then this on you to be honest
poopface82 25
If you were not in a relationship with her, what the hell did you do that for? If you were in a relationship with her, why’d you do it before she had her coffee?
JackWood 21
So there was no conversation before that? You didn't even check her state of mind before jumping to a proposal? That was a big mistake obviously.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Pro tip: propose only to a person you have dated for a while and who you are sure loves you enough to say yes. Avoid proposing to strangers at all costs. That was a deserved macing.
core01 30
Disturbing
Nico97 3
Is this a sh*tpost? if so bravo
L0life29 6
How in the **** can there be people this ******* stupid?!? Seriously, if there is a god….he has a really odd sense of humor!