Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML
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Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered me a threesome with her best friend. Sounds like every guy’s dream, except I find her friend so absolutely fucking repulsive that I’d rather go piranha fishing with a steak wrapped around my dick then put it anywhere near her. FML
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
Today, my best friend is completely head-over-heels for his girlfriend, has been buying her very expensive stuff and gave her the ring of compromise after 4 years of relationship. The problem is, I just found out that the girlfriend has been sexting with someone else, and is sure to dump my friend for that guy. FML
Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
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InsidiousChild 0
hit it
cowjudgesyou 0
Being a black belt means nothing anymore: schools give out belts to anyone willing to put in the money. go for it
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Comments (235)
mesoony 1
Just go look for someone else man , If she's welling to cheat on her BF with his best friend then its a lost cause , she's a HO!!
tsume24 3
I agree with you, 16
SayPeanuts 29
Nah, it's not worth it, no matter how pretty she is, you'd be ruining a friendship as well as getting the shit kicked outta you.
Virginia6810 16
he needs to tell his friend. the guy needs to know what kind of gf he has. if OP is honest upfront with her propositioning him then they're friendship may be stronger now. he should be more important than some really pretty girl who seems easy.
a_nutritionist 10
on the plus side, after this he may not mind if the guy sleeps with her. its win all round...or something
notsofriendly 17
that really sucks. this is a legit FML.
grdianknight 0
guess you're about to find out just how much of a best friend you are
Ugi 27
Sleep with her and then leave the country. Seems like the only option!
cfrost11 0
a black belt in karate is about the same as me just wearing a belt. it doesn't mean anything. he probably can't use half the shit he learned in a real situation. do it, then kick his ass and take his belt. that's how winners do it.
m0hami01 2
Thank you. I was just about to say that. But I guess you have to decide what's more important to you; her or your "best mate" whatever that is.
2ndSucks 15
Im thinking the best mate would be more important.. What's the saying, bro's before ho's? Besides if he's a virgin, he may not want to lose it to some easy chick. Though I do agree that the black belt means nothing. You get whatever you pay for nowadays.
brometheius 3
bros before hoes but chicks before dicks.
iChel413 6
Definitely not worth it!
TwoFootedMan 0
I hope this doesn't turn into YouTube where people start asking for thumbs up.
a_nutritionist 10
thumbs up if google chrome brought you here...
imosim 0
they only reason people ask on YouTube is because the more thumbs up you have the more visible your comment is but ether way I agree it anoying I still don't think it will happen here though **** periods :)
iislix1ii 19
which is why we have thumbs down ftw :]
beatleschick1940 9
Did anyone else notice that all he said was she was pretty? If OP doesn't have any feelings for her, then it's definitely a no. Meaningless sex isn't worth losing a friendship.
bharted85 7
Even if they did do it and it was good, they'll never do it again once she confesses drunk. So meaningless or good sex isn't worth losing a friendship. lol