Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
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Geist_fml 0
file a complaint that your mom tried to have you killed.
marxmarv 0
The best revenge takes only five words: "I choose your nursing home."
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Comments (195)
guppyskater 0
wow. that sucks.
humorizer 14
I am willing to bet $10 that the OP was a woman.
dan81892 2
it says that the OP is a woman right next to her name...
intotheblue 0
I'm willing to bet #97 is an idiot. So is #150 and any other morons claiming the only bad drivers are female. OP: That really sucks... She should pay you for the test fee if there is one (though it sounds like she wouldn't do that). Take real driver class and try again.
kpanchal 0
You're the only ******' moron here if you think that it's untrue. Get out of that pool full of shit you call denial.
joshua70448 0
@166: Oh, that's real cute. I've only ever been in one car accident, and would you like to guess the gender of the driver who t-boned me because they thought I was in a different lane? It was a guy, and he wasn't even on a cell phone, he was just pure stupidity driving his momma's truck at college. I see plenty of retarded drivers of all kinds, not just women, so cut this shit out.
RunnerBack33 1
god made women for the kitchen, not the road, dammit.
Geist_fml 0
file a complaint that your mom tried to have you killed.
SKYblue_fml 1
for real though, that horrible not to mention dangerous.
jdubbs2009 0
Thats somthing my mom would do FYL
davidomke 0
same here sadly.....
davidomke 0
same here sadly.....
Proudxmommie17 0
yeah my mom would have done the same thing, i'm 18 now and she still comes up with different ways to keep my from getting my license.
w12345 2
it's not hard to drive...at all
sunshyne84_fml 0
my mom just never taught me FML
jeannicole 0
Something like this happened once on an episode of Grounded For Life.
Cloudy_fml 0
That's what I was thinking. Did your mom teach you the W-Turn?
msw52 0
and an episode of family guy
Seti_fml 0
you're 18; go to a real drivers ed class. you don't deserve it of course. That's a really ****** up thing your mom did.
midwestjerk 0
What a bitch. Get a friend to teach you how to actually drive, and try the test again.
marxmarv 0
The best revenge takes only five words: "I choose your nursing home."
heyyou1203 0
ha ha ha ha! love it. And yea, OP, your mom sounds like a miniacle, manipulative bitch. learn to drive, steal the car and run away!!
maddog_fml 0
Hehe! Nice one
TheAwesomeDerek 0
Awesome.
guitardedman 0
punch her in the throat. that shit is not right, its not her decision, you are legally an adult, go kick her ass and learn to drive.
18legalawesome 0
I understand moms don't want their kids to grow up... but that's taking it too far. you could have been killed.