Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
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ididntdoitiswear 14
Everyone's worst nightmare oh god.
WitEluded 13
As bad as that experience was for you, imagine the FML written from the spider's perspective...
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Comments (62)
starlandmarie 22
So did you swallow it or spit it out?
xninix_fml 36
I'm guessing she spit it out. Who in the world would swallow a spider?
sampick5002 11
If they swallowed a fly
atrusion 15
What the **** do you think, genius?
ididntdoitiswear 14
Everyone's worst nightmare oh god.
teapotrevolt 27
Oh god; that is so much NOPE. Found a spider in my mouth brushing my teeth. I feel for you OP. Traumatizing.
Arien 6
You found a spider in your mouth.. while brushing your teeth? How did you not find it before then? Or feel it? Or .. anything?
PhoenixChick 26
Sounds like the spider was trying to be helpful, if he was brushing your teeth for you.
jesterinperil 28
That's just out right bad luck. Keep your head held high, but not high enough to hit any more webs. FYL, OP
Chilled_Rambo 11
Everytime I've walked into a spider web I've always feared something like that would happen, sorry it happened to you OP!
UndeadFML 22
You could say things got a little, hairy.
HarshD9619 34
No.
WitEluded 13
As bad as that experience was for you, imagine the FML written from the spider's perspective...
HarshD9619 34
Today a huge ass human destroyed my home and then ate me. FML
HarshD9619 34
Today a huge ass human destroyed my home and then ate me. FML
Mightytall 35
Today, a giant thing squished my digs. As I went for cover in the nearest hole I landed in a damp, slimy mess and feel vibrations like a million bees got stuck in my net. Next thing I know the lights go out and I A: landed in a pile of slime on the ground, FML B: got swallowed and never see the light of day again, FML
jaspinkgrl01 18
Today, I was chillin on my web being spidery. It was a perfect web until some stupid human DESTROYED it and my peace. When I got scared I accidentally went into this persons mouth and died because it smelled so bad. FML
LycanGod 27
Poor spider... after the OP destroyed it's home, it wanted a new "hole" to live in... lol I wonder if the spider survived?
spatula232 25
The incy wincy spider went down the water spout
EvilTurtle 35
down came the rain and washed the spider out
itsalanis 25
itsy bitsy! also it went up the first time, not down. :v
strugglingatlife 14
Oh god I am so sorry! FYL