Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML
Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
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MonsterCommenter 4
You sir, have reached level 99 of Assholishness and YDI.
mpsteve137 15
I wish I could hit YDI twice. Douche.
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Comments (231)
chriscrossedya 4
you didnt deserve it. its mtvs fault for makin teen pregnancy "in"
keilah 4
Um you know teen pregnancy is literally as old as humanity, right?
batwomen_fml 7
There are so many diffrent things it could have been. -she looks older then she is -she's babysitting -she was raped and didn't get an abortion -maybe they did mess up and have a child when they were teens. But who are you to judge? If they want to buy condoms, let them. You sir, are a douche.
waitinonresults 3
everyone needs to relaxx. we all have our thoughts and opinions its not like he meant for him to hear it. im sure everyone on here isnt perfect and has their bad moments. cut him some slack
waitinonresults 3
everyone on here needs to realise he didnt say it to her or the boyfriend...he just said it a little louder then he should of. dont judge him until your in the situation yourself. its a lot easier to say you yourself wouldnt assume...even for just a second
Coldinside 12
You don't deserve this OP. The BF overreacted.
spottyblanket 8
Maybe she doesn't want any more kids right now, and who the feck are you to judge? She is allowed to have sex op, having kids doesn't turn you into a NUN you know. :|
aznbabeelicious 5
That doesn't always mean they're her child and plus just because she looks young doesn't mean she really is. I am almost 26 and have a son and another baby on the way but I look 15. Everyone thinks I am a teenager.
Dcm210 19
that guy was a dick.
totalnewbeeee 1
How do you know those were her children, i've been approached at stores and told that I should be ashamed for being such a young mother, i'm not a parent I was with my niece, so you dersereved it and you are a total douche
sarah_ashleigh 6
that will teach you to mind your own business..
Dracoboxer357 36
251- Unfortunately, it probably won't. In case you haven't heard, you just can't fix stupid. ;)