Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I liked a photo posted in 2016 while scrolling through someone's social media profile. In a panic, I blocked him. Ten minutes later, I remembered that we work together. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I decided to try the Facebook dating profile. I met up with a guy, we had a great vibe and we were talking when I started rubbing his feet. He left and a bit later he texted me, telling me he had a great time, but to "never touch his fucking feet again" and blocked me. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
I get the feeling he found out where you work via your social media. Gather evidence to prove he's stalking you, then go to the police.
Allie614032 34
Just keep ignoring him and hopefully he'll stop trying to contact you. I agree with the previous comment, he probably found where you work through your social media before you blocked him, or from LinkedIn, or even some of your friends who don't know the situation. If the behaviour persists, try for a restraining order.
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raganerus 17
good move to get out fast. if he continue, call the police and ask for advise
BurnInDemonFire 39
I get the feeling he found out where you work via your social media. Gather evidence to prove he's stalking you, then go to the police.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I think your stalker gave my comment a thumbs down! He knows you use FML! Run!
Allie614032 34
Just keep ignoring him and hopefully he'll stop trying to contact you. I agree with the previous comment, he probably found where you work through your social media before you blocked him, or from LinkedIn, or even some of your friends who don't know the situation. If the behaviour persists, try for a restraining order.
ITS43 10
true
real life problems 26
Aww fuckboy attempt to get laid is so cute
blondie45 21
Stalker alert 🚨
Marco Esposito 11
Bish you gon die. RUN!
GoogieWithers 25
Do not respond to him. Keep a copy of all his messages. If he keeps harassing you go to the police.
MorganHex 28
restraining order now! also if you have a good boss inform them of the situation and have them send a note back saying you dont work there anymore and that they inform the staff so if he comes in looking for you n asks someone that person doesn't open their mouth n spill that it was a fake out. also maybe a "this person is banned and if asked by him if so-n-so works here lie or dont give him info" with his picture on the banned flyer
a girl has no name 2
GIRL RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
PhoenixChick 26
Tell him he should send Pizza, Tacos or Sushi instead of flowers. Love, your co-workers.