Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML
Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
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MonsterCommenter 4
You sir, have reached level 99 of Assholishness and YDI.
mpsteve137 15
I wish I could hit YDI twice. Douche.
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SApprentice 34
You have no idea if she was a teenager- she could have been in her twenties. Also, an eighteen or nineteen year old girl is still technically a teenager, but there are a rare few that are mature enough to be mothers at that age, and who want to be married and have families. Even if she was a teenager, that doesn't condemn her. Also, how do you know the "boyfriend" isn't her husband? Do you really have to assume that all the young people with kids did not want them? I'm 20, my fiance and have been together for a several years and will be married soon. We plan to have kids soon after that. I look younger than I am, however. Age and appearance do not dictate maturity. Actions, behavior, and lifestyle do. Obviously, the fact that she kept them and didn't have abortion, was in a store buying condoms for safe sex, and had them secured in a stroller (and not thrown in a shopping cart) shows a good degree of maturity. I'm glad her mate beat you up, though I'm certain he never actually harmed you. Most people won't attack someone in the middle of a store, unless they're very unbalanced.
calvo_07 13
Wow what a rude comment good for the guy sticking up for his lady
keilah 4
Breaking news: Once you've had kids contraception never works again, it always works if you haven't had kids yet, everyone who looks like a teenager is a teenager, babysitters are myth and legend, your only choices are no babies or all the babies ever and other people's reproductive choices are totally your business. I used to get the most HORRID looks when I was 18 and dating a guy with a two year old sister. My whole family looks young - my 35 year old sister still gets carded by people who genuinely think she might not be old enough to buy wine (and say so, this isn't just a guess) and the first time I met his mother she asked him if he was SURE I was 18 because she couldn't believe it. It was really incredibly unpleasant, especially considering we were just doing his parents a favour by looking after her. I wish people would quit making assumptions and judgements about strangers.
nanimo_fml 4
Oh this guy totally deserved it. That's what you get for being an asshole
switchgurl20 17
i think the fact that the guy beat the op up confirmed what the op thought. personally, if i was babysitting 2 kids and someone called me a ****,i wouldnt get offended cos i know the truth. but yes op, some things should be kept in the crevices of your mind.
0ops_i_died 8
You're so right OP, she already has two kids and it's clearly too late. The best thing she can do is put the condoms back and risk having more! You damn genius you! Glad you were there to grace them with your knowledge -end sarcasm- YDI
doctorwhoissexy 0
I know many people say you deserve it but look I don't think you do. I wouldn't necessarily do the same but I'd think of keeping your thoughts in your head and then just let them out later or when you're alone. :•)
Oliver_Bento 3
I don't see why the "boyfriend" had to do that. OP spoke the truth, and even though op could've kept it to his/her self I agree! It kinda is late for those
iBiteRoses 22
This is actually pretty funny, why did everyone flip shit.
xennyon 5
Quite judgemental, shame on you for that. But you didn't deserve to be assaulted for a comment that could simply have been interpreted as a joke and left at that. Don't know why people think it's okay to just attack someone because they say something a tad bit offensive. But still, don't be a dick OP :P