Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I went with my wife to her work picnic. Some guy I don't know slapped her on the butt. I was ready to deck the creep, but my wife giggled and said, "Oh relax, it doesn't mean a thing. He does that all the time." FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
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I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5
Punch him back. harder. then say "Don't punch me in the face like that"
MrsUresti 8
Omg!!! I hope your ok OP!!! Wth is going on with people nowadays geez!!!!
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Comments (119)
lolxlolx3 0
Lmfaoo ! Wow talk about a misunderstanding
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That should've turned into rumble in the jungle off GP.
anappleaday 0
Atleast he didn't go home and beat her for you "nodding" at her. He could have thought she was flirting with her eyes.. o.o
aroman2312 10
its cool. you will be fine
musicluvr2000 11
Te him you were nodding at his wife. (
yeongji 31
Unless the OP was starring at the same spot for a few good seconds, whether it be at the wife or something near her, it seems to me that the man just used an excuse to punch someone in the face (and make himself look like a hero in front of his wife). With all the crazy people running around these days, I will not be surprised if my guess is correct.
cocktailpeanut 3
Ummmmmmm.... Assault charges?? That seems appropriate to me.
theonlysweetpea 10
It would have been an outright brawl on that subway, I bullshit you not!
glamourgigi2741 0
That sucks proves the subway isn't the best choice for listening to music
glamourgigi2741 0
Oh and also hope you get better soon :)