Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I went with my wife to her work picnic. Some guy I don't know slapped her on the butt. I was ready to deck the creep, but my wife giggled and said, "Oh relax, it doesn't mean a thing. He does that all the time." FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
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I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5
Punch him back. harder. then say "Don't punch me in the face like that"
MrsUresti 8
Omg!!! I hope your ok OP!!! Wth is going on with people nowadays geez!!!!
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Comments (119)
hateevryone 15
police report
DrumlineChick 7
Ha... Well he's overprotective of his wife. And sounds a tad bit crazy. ..
benright313 0
...LOL
fatalwish 6
messed up situation but nothing a quick jab to the throat cant fix ... if it happens that the above cant actually fix said problem id say a swift footballesque kick to the groin could
pinkdance96 2
Wow, I hope the OP feels better. But, wouldn't that be awkward when the guy who punched the OP realized he wasn't nodding at his wife.
massagenist 0
Newlyweds maybe ? Most married guys can't stand their wives.
diamondace1 0
People are just dumb now an days gotta b careful op..... At the same time just not right I would of looked at him lik he crazy
sceptic 1
Noo... Ydi! This damn society needs to learn how to behave in public!
SoultheWolf 19
It sucks that you got punched, but why the hell are you bobbing your head? Seriously, if you have to go with the beat use your feet or hands. You will hurt your neck or give youself headaches if you bobble your head. And you've also now learned that it will cause men to punch you in the face.
fdeg4161 13
The guy that punched you sounds like a complete tool. Sorry that happened to you.