Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML
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Top comments
boating_guy 33
Wow, damn girl. Settle down there. Some girls are just bitches or think to highly of themselves... Pity that's how some people are today. Either way you aren't actually at fault for anything OP, so you have nothing to worry about. And the worst is when girls act that way and aren't even that hot...
metallica_wins 20
Neither of them seem very familiar with books.
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Comments (74)
Superman_Geek15 6
Women these days!
boating_guy 33
Wow, damn girl. Settle down there. Some girls are just bitches or think to highly of themselves... Pity that's how some people are today. Either way you aren't actually at fault for anything OP, so you have nothing to worry about. And the worst is when girls act that way and aren't even that hot...
extrasnipes 22
or just a normal period timing..
alycion 39
Doesn't help all of the cameras and instant connectivity have made paranoia more abundant.
Just2cute2 7
Next time inform her you're a photographer for an upcoming magazine. When she asks which one, inform her its for the 'Recommended snobby bitches to avoid at all costs' issue.
Thunderstruck14 30
Doesn't matter if they're 'hot' or not, thats just personal opinion. But shouting at a stranger is totally unacceptable. That lady needs to learn to TALK to people when there's a problem instead of throwing a fit like a child who doesn't want a time out. Or she could move.
jojj351 12
dang, sound like a bumpy ride, literally,
metallica_wins 20
Neither of them seem very familiar with books.
RensM 22
I hope the photos came out well.
ZombieSazza 34
Dude don't be a ****.
SgtAssCheeks 21
But OP didn't take any.
False_Stupidity 42
What #5 meant was that he was secretly on the same train as OP and was the one taking photos of the girl. He was just hoping to himself that the photos turned out ok.
thatguynow 13
I spent like 5 min trying to come up with a pun for this but couldn't
nix1993 41
Why even bother commenting?
amphetamin3 17
Shoot! He should have got off the subway in a flash before an even worse situation developed. (Yes, I'm bad at puns...but you didn't even try #6!)
thatguynow 13
Well sorry #29
Kamon97 23
Just simply tell them to **** off I honestly can't stand people that don't mind their own damn business -.-
DarkSaul 20
That girl should't had overreacted and jump to conclusion. That guy shouldn't shove you. A simple yelling would had been better. Hope you made things clear.
SmokinGuns 13
People shouldn't do a lot of things. That doesn't mean they'll behave.
Neoking 4
Why did you get downvoted?
toaster123 11
because a simple yelling isn't better
False_Stupidity 42
I don't know, I think that I would rather be yelled at than shoved. No reaction would be better but still... lesser of two evils and all that.
worldclassrager 41
Well hope no harm was done...
olpally 33
Ahhh hell no. Show them the phone and the book you're reading and tell them to **** off for being asshats. Good lord people are so judgmental and arrogant.
JaneChemi_fml 21
you're one to talk about judgement and arrogance, you told me to get an abortion on my fml
olpally 33
I did? Oops. I'm sorry, I don't remember that one. Too many FML's to keep up with.