Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
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OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Never say that! That's horrible!
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE adopted, and nobody loves YOU! Ever think of THAT?! >:|
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Comments (237)
TheMusicNote18 0
As long as you apologized and explained, it's not a huge deal. Everyone makes mistakes :P If you didn't apologize, YDI bitch.
winknudge 0
your poor boyfriend... anyways, why do you say that line to everyone? it's not even like it's funny or witty..
Brey1013 0
All these people saying she totally deserved it, WTF?? How the **** was she supposed to know he was adopted? Are we all supposed to go around not making jokes on the off chance they may offend someone? **** YOUR BOYFRIENDS LIFE for being insecure. Just because he was adopted, doesnt mean everyone hates him. Quite the opposite, really.
xiateababyx 0
how the hell is this your problem!? Your the one that said that to him, and you should of known that your boyfriend was adopted. NOT fyl! at all, you deserve this. **** your boyfriends life. you obviously dont deserve him. that is an offense to all adopted people.
dlogan93 0
...well that's just a stupid thing to say to someone.
super86man2 0
hahahahahaah
super86man2 0
wow. as a adopted person this does sound reaallllyy bad. but the girl is just expressing herself. I know its a bad thing she said to her bf. but u guys should not go crazy on her. everybudy has a BADDDDDDDDDDDD joke. i had a lot. hahah
Rande 0
Why would you tell the world VIA FML how F***ING Stupid and inconsiderate you are?!?!?! If I ever made a comment like that I'd never be able show my face in public again, and I definitely wouldnt be telling people about it. Burn in Hell you F**ked up piece of SH*T
cwrussell 0
WoW.... adopted or not, we can all tell by the anger in this post that somebody didn't get the love they needed to be a happy person.... Yikes!
ElNegroHombre 0
I don't get why people say mean things like that and think it's supposed to be funny. Like when my friend says she wouldn't waste her time on me that's not funny. All I think is **** you *****.
dELiA14 0
Okay, so he's your bf and u DIDNT know he was adopted? Now THATDlS messed up