Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
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OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Never say that! That's horrible!
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE adopted, and nobody loves YOU! Ever think of THAT?! >:|
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Comments (237)
xRezSynn 15
You didn't know your own boyfriend was adopted?
teentee401 37
You say that to everyone? Like you become friends with someone and use that joke on them? You should know that not everyone is going to take that joke the same way. Stick to saying that to your friends who are close enough to not take offense.
slipknot6sic6 10
He should get a sense of humor
sgcaudell 27
That's a horrible thing to say period! I'm adopted and I would be offended by that as well! Perhaps you need to rethink your catchphrase soon?
Stephanie_Jane 10
You deserve it for being an insensitive bitch. I hope he dumped your offensive arse.
crazycatlady_87 2
I hate it when people say things like that. There is nothing wrong with being adopted. There's no difference between adopted and non adopted people. They all have families that love them. Parents who wanted them and cared for them.
crazycatlady_87 2
Also, if a person decides to adopt a child, then they obviously really want a child, and will love them and care for them. They wouldn't put themselves through the long, tedious, difficult process of adoption otherwise. The logic behind "you're adopted, no one loves you" is faulty.
lordlinguini00 9
That's ******' weird.
fantasyworld 39
His adoptive parents love him enough to pay a lot of money, wait a number of months to adopt him. How did you not know he was adopted?
iamJonsey624 1
You better know your boyfriend and his more.