Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
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OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Never say that! That's horrible!
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE adopted, and nobody loves YOU! Ever think of THAT?! >:|
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Comments (237)
hurley12 30
Shouldn't you know that about your boyfriend?
CaroAurelia 12
That's a horrible thing to say! Just because someone's adopted doesn't mean nobody loves them. I plan on adopting; you think I'm not going to love my children?
LyricaSilvan 30
That's not even something you can classify as teasing. No offense but I kinda hope he ended things with you, if that's your idea of humor.
talicaroxi 25
actually it's probably the complete opposite. to be adopted you are the most important thing to the parents they will have gone through the heartache of never having their own then the years of forms and tests to be allowed a child. when they finally get the child that child is the best thing the most wanted and loved thing to ever happen to them. chances are he was more wanted than you
jackler92 16
You fing bitch uncool
StormFlake 8
I don't exactly see the joke aspect of it
rinzlerkitty94 31
On behalf of all adopted people everywhere, myself included; go **** yourself with a sandpaper *****, you twatface.
scottishoatmeal 22
Why would you even say that though ?
ilanie04 16
grow up holy shit. that is ****** up. No sympathy from me. Adopted or not thats ******* offensive.
jasonrellet 22
My girlfriend used to say that all the time, I resented her for it