Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
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OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Never say that! That's horrible!
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE adopted, and nobody loves YOU! Ever think of THAT?! >:|
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Comments (237)
giselless 5
I don't think that people who aren't adopted or have an adopted family member really understand. My younger sister is adopted and she is every bit as much my sister as my older, biological sister. People always ask "do you consider her my sister" and I say do you consider your siblings your siblings?
cwrussell 0
OP: You are hilarious. I have 3 adopted siblings and love them all just as much as my 2 biological siblings... and I fully plan to adopt a few of my kids some day when I get married as well... But that doesn't stop your joke from being giggle-worthy at the very least, and hilarious given your misfortune of him actually being adopted. -also, I know another family with an adopted kid that actually looks more like the parents than their 2 biological kids... why are folks hating on the not knowing issue? -not exactly something that comes up in casual conversation... asking if someone was adopted is weird (unless obvious racial diff) and suddenly saying to someone, "Hey, I'm adopted by the way" might actually be weirder...
steveakafranxy 7
he is dumb for not dumping you
haniam16 6
shouldn't u know ur own boyfriend is adopted? that's cold...
yesmanddd 4
wow, op, you're quite a catch!
altenita92 0
YDI, i dont get how thats funny
sootpanda 7
...why would you say something like that?
Miny_fml 0
I'm adopted and no body loves me
dakins 0
Ur kinda a bitch, hm? Fyl
Rasetsu 10
I'm adopted, and I am loved. PEOPLE WHO ARE ADOPTED ARE ALMOST ALWAYS LOVED BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS WANT THEM!