Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
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Lolzords 11
Jeez, and still some people think you deserve it. D:
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
That's so gross. It really hurts too. But you must have hit your foot pretty hard to make the whole toenail come off! Ugh. It makes me sick just thinking about that image. Gross. ):
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allmidnighteyes 11
D: x infinity
PumpkinTarte 0
I just got a gag reflex.
kewlcat 0
i once got my finger stuck in a car door and it ripped off the nail and i had to get stitches! then when my nail grew back it had a groove down the middle.
DarkAlex24 0
here's a tip, wear shoes.
kellandj2019 7
are you stupid? It says clearly in the fml that he 'took off his shoe...' READ
OptimusSlime 23
Am I the only clutching my toenails now?
Lolzords 11
Jeez, and still some people think you deserve it. D:
lologirl419 0
No matter how bad the FML is, there's always gonna be some who click YDI, and vice versa. I'd LOVE to see an FML entry unanimously voted one way or the other! It would be the eighth wonder of the world! Or ninth, whatever...
your_face 15
I hit YDI because I'm pretty sure it's fake. How hard would you have to stub your toe to break off your whole nail, especially on your big toe? Could you even do that with a shoe on? If the OP wasn't wearing shoes yet, would there not immediately have been blood?
xero_art 0
i snagged my nail on a couch last week (no shoes) and didn't notice till a few minutes later....its possible he was wearing sandals and just didn't look down
veghead95 6
i know right! this could, in no way, be a ydi. that would be a ninth wonder, i bet they'd even add it to world history curriculums.
vostro_candy 0
You're a ******* asshole #67. Why the hell would you YDI a post because you THINK it's fake? You're just pissed off because all the fake posts you submit are denied, just like all the other hypocrites. I'd like to see you stub your toe the same way the OP did. Go eat a camel spider.
pumbasbffl912 0
nice
Sniper3000 0
wat 87 said. prove that its fake.
christa953 12
LOL 63 that made my day
Humanspider 18
It can happen. My mom has done it before and it was not pretty.
narla_hotep 9
I've actually done something similar before, but I was wearing flip-flops and the toenail didn't come off immediately. I guess I can see it happening while wearing real shoes, but the OP must have stubbed their toe pretty damn hard for the entire nail to come off at once!
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
That's so gross. It really hurts too. But you must have hit your foot pretty hard to make the whole toenail come off! Ugh. It makes me sick just thinking about that image. Gross. ):
the_stereotype 0
it doesn't hurt bad enough to write an FML about it. just clean it up and put some gauze on it.
gonzolove 0
Yes it does. I've lost a toenail before, not by stubbing it, but by going to a show in flip-flops and having someone slide their foot backwards onto my foot and them ripping my big toenail right off. It's excruciating and I have a pretty high tolerance for pain.
Bansheethekilla 2
yeah yor nails are attached to nerves and if your remove the toenail your ripping it off the nerve not yo mention your removing it from your skin also if she called you a pansy por your blood into her food and when she gags calll her a pansy.
gummibehrs 4
Gonzolove, my toe started hurting and my eyes started watering when I read what you wrote. I don't even want to imagine how that felt.
FatherofTime87 18
This girl looks like the psycho girlfriend meme girl
besad_fml 0
that happened to my brother a few years ago. he running barefoot in our backyard and stubbed his toe on the brick path. Not a pretty site. :( fyl a lot.
pwettyBunny 9
Sight*
8trickster8 0
Offer to cook dinner later. Grind up the toenail and put it in her food. Tell her when she's completely finished. Call her a pansy if she complains or vomits etc.
GirlFromKuwait 0
LOL, yeah, revenge is sweet! OP: Ouch! Too bad. Get well soon ;p
dragonvale19 12
He shouldve done it... Am i really replying to a comment from 5 years ago?
Imrickjamesbitch 0
OUCH OMG YOU PANSY
rozuzu 0
ouch poor you,
keepitundercover 0
Ouch, that has happened to me and it's preeeeeeety painful. FYL!
nikoelisDR 0
haha wow sadness fyl of the day!!!
thequickredofox 0
Sadly they don't always grow back :( My poor wee son will forever have only 9 toenails. Pass me a bad parent award for letting a toddler play with bricks: it was never going to end well.