Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
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OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Never say that! That's horrible!
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE adopted, and nobody loves YOU! Ever think of THAT?! >:|
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Comments (237)
RJB 0
Wow your just an asshole btw your an accident and ur parents hate you 4 it. oh hahaha i was kidding :-/
MandyPandy 4
YDI for being an asshole. And you should know if you're BOYFRIEND is adopted or not
giganticbrain 0
HA! HAHAH! That! Is awesome! *******, you deserved it, you ignorant asshole. Now that you're knocked down a peg you won't think so highly of yourself now.
issydoo 1
Hahahahha. I say that all the time. Whenever anyone pisses me off I just say 'SHUT UP! Nobody loves you and your adopted!' I always thought I was the only one to say it.
xxXChiiXxx 2
You f_cking load of hypocrites. If this was a reverse FML, everyone would be saying, "OMGG!1!!! CAN'T U TAYKE A JOOOKKKEEE?!?!?!" Not to mention everyone acts like THEY'VE NEVER said anything stupid or possibly hurtful. Get a sense of humor. >_>
in_wonderland 1
you sound so annoying, dude you must be like 13. i don't know anyone of a mature age that would ever joke around and say that... just because it's not funny. like were you trying to be cute or something? i'm not adopted and if someone said that to me, my impression of them would immediately drop like 50%. that's ******* annoying. you're not cute, you're not funny, learn how to actually be funny without offending others and maybe people will like you better.
DameGreyWulf 1
Normally, I am someone easily amused, even by the horribly offensive. But I can not find any time where something like that would be funny.... I mean, it sounds like it should be a retort to someone ("because you're adopted, nobody loves you") but I can't possibly imagine a suitable start for it to be funny. Even if it was some whiney brat going "everyone hates me!" ... it's just not that funny. It just doesn't work. But that doesn't matter, whether I would find it funny, because you said it to your BOYFRIEND. "You're adopted, nobody loves you" ... to your BOYFRIEND? I would certainly hope YOU loved him, or at least liked him a little. And why didn't you know he was adopted? I mean, no it's not something you ask about, but it sounds to me like he doesn't seem against mentioning it, so I would think it would have come up at some point. It IS a pretty ****** up thing to say to someone you consider a potential mate.
elliekinslurvsya 0
YDI for not knowing your boyfriend is adopted...
katherynlehmann 0
my boyfriend is adopted...i knew that before we even dated. So how did you not know something like that?
x_BOOMbox 0
Even if that joke wasn't offensive, it's still not funny at all. It doesn't really make sense either. I've heard that before and i've always wondered what the point of saying that was. Being adopted, i personally don't find jokes about adoption hilarious. But i'm not to sensitive about it, some people are though. Good luck with your boyfriend. Ha.