Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
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OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Never say that! That's horrible!
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE adopted, and nobody loves YOU! Ever think of THAT?! >:|
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Comments (237)
Rajesh19 3
Being adapted and having never known my birth parents I can say that thats the biggest bitch move ever
NDiesal10 2
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. We were messing around and she said "You're adopted, nobody loves you." I am actually adopted. FML
tboner23 0
I feel like if he's your boyfriend you should have known that... Dumbass.
dhumphries 9
That's not even something to joke about
motoxracer156 5
That's not even funy anyway YDI
kyrisonfusion 22
Stupid bitch
reachreach 1
Wow nice work GLadOs
loopsy_fml 14
I'm adopted. That doesn't mean nobody loves you. That doesn't even make sense. My adopting parents love me. So does the rest of my adopting family. My adopting mom couldn't get pregnant and my birth family already had many children who had to live with my birth grandma because my birth parents were too poor. So, in short, THAT MAKES NO ******* SENSE!
CaysonJon 11
You're his girlfriend and didn't already know he's adopted..?
The_Khan 12
To be honest, all adopted people can claim they were selected and by extension wanted and valuable. A "home made" person might still be wanted and valuable, but one cannot deny they were not individually picked.