Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
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OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Never say that! That's horrible!
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE adopted, and nobody loves YOU! Ever think of THAT?! >:|
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Comments (237)
lolfailure 0
I want to kill you right now. Im adopted and my parents love me you ******* bitch.
penisface69 17
wtf is wrong with you? how does being adopted equate to being unloved? are you saying that people who adopt children are incapable of loving their children to the same degree that biological parents love their children? That comment is degrading to not only adopted children, but also to gay people, infertile couples, and fertile parents who choose to adopt. You're a ******* idiot.
pumbasbffl912 0
wow seriously people #40 is right chill out it was just a joke maybe it wasnt funny but it was just a joke
AshleyRose784 0
wait a minute, you always say that...wow. time to grow up
DameGreyWulf 1
Well now see, everyone saying "get a sense of humor" Note that she says it ALL THE TIME... whether it's funny or not, if she says it so ******* often, it automatically loses all funny potential. Therefore, she just thinks she's cool and hilariously random because she says something potentially offensive ALL THE TIME, thus making her not funny at all. Kind of like that kid in your class who never stops with the "your mom/face" jokes.
Irony_and_Ivory 1
Wow, that is just SO funny! Honestly...
Irony_and_Ivory 1
Exactly. Mindless repitition will make anything lose its funny.
DarknessRainz 0
For one, how did you not know your boyfriend was adopted? Two, you don't say stuff like that. I mean, I joke around a lot and my friends say some rude stuff, but they would never say something like that. Especially if you don't know the person wasn't adopted in the first place. I understand you meant it as a joke, but saying the same joke over and over gets old and something like that could really hurt someone if you said it to them. One of my best guy friends was adopted and he fits in with his family perfectly. You would never know he was adopted just by looking at that family and they all care so much for one another. Just because they were adopted doesn't mean no one loves them. Joking or not, something like that just isn't okay to just go around saying to anyone.
imbtrtenu 8
I'm adopted too bitch... But did you ever think of this? I was chosen, your parents had to keep what they got... Perfect for the saying beggars can't be choosers...
iplayrugby18 11
the OP = insensitive bitch
vynnster 0
sorry hun but maybe you kinda deserved that one? i mean...who the **** says that? even jokingly?