Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML
Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML
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Top comments
PumpkinTarte 0
He's just a stranger ....
metheonlyb 17
Shit that must have hurt!!! Some people are just way too straightforward!
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FPsLife 5
Owned!
easylazy 0
DID anyone sit there?
xander2347 0
ahhh, airplanes.....the start of so many awkward moments in life.....
PumpkinTarte 0
He's just a stranger ....
cherry26272627 6
A stranger that she gets to spend the next few hours with...
metheonlyb 17
Shit that must have hurt!!! Some people are just way too straightforward!
zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Or, some people are too sensitive, he was a stranger OP, you'll meet more before you die, and maybe one who actually can stand a whiny bitch like yourself.
furry_fml 6
Well that's mean
Insert_Wit_Here 0
That IS an extremely bizarre thing to say to someone you've just met though. Like, unless he was giving you tons of signs that he was interested in you, I don't know why exactly you would say something like that. Still, it doesn't merit being a douche...
anthems 0
she didn't say anything out of the ordinary, she was just thinking out loud. i mean, i wouldn't think it's bizarre for someone to ask me that. :
Karya_fml 0
I kinda understand, I hate it when random strangers talk to me on train. Still, it doesn't justify being a jerk.
crazy_cat_lady24 0
He probably gave you a lot of signs that he wasn't interested and that you were annoying him by talking so much, but you missed them. Just pay more attention to people's reactions next time. Non-verbal communication is important in human contact.
Tubasaurus 0
#7 makes a good point.
justxdream 0
agreed. ydi for being annoying lol
genius_man16 1
agree. Women complain about guys not getting subtle hints, but really, I find that it's women that don't get them
maggy_fml 0
ugh stop with the "women do this/that wrong" guys do the same thing. guys can be soo annoying without realizing it. it goes both ways
tampabayfan 22
lol
PaperCaper 11
Thank you 57.
zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0
Hey, 57, you're doing something men don't that women do all the time, bitching, here's a hint, don't complain about male/female equality on a site like this, it starts flamewars.
ShadowsThirteen 0
^
LMAO_over_here 0
What a jerk! Good to know before you wasted any more time.
zachman3334 0
It kind of sounded like you were talking to the airplane with the way you phrased the sentence. =P Fyl though for sitting with a big jerk.