Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
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crumsnatcha 4
Did they join the group 'I hate people who look over my shoulder and read my screen' afterward? CUZ THAT'S WHATCHA DID.
viqas12 0
aeroplanes have wifi now????
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Comments (145)
paulthebassguy 0
YDI so bad!! There is nothing worse than being squashed next to a fat person on an aeroplane for several hours. You should have booked two seats you fat bastard! Be more considerate to your fellow passengers next time!
oNikkio 0
Lmao! I can't believe that people can be so rude! Ugh, if that was me, I'd have no idea what to do. Sometimes you just have to grin and bear it. You can't change other people's ignorance. That's what I had to do when I experienced racism while in Japan.
hockysa 0
the rude person is the fat person looking over at their laptop long enough to see what they were doing on FB
Electric_Star 0
I'm so tired of everyone saying that many fat people have disorders and meds that make them overweight and it isn't their fault. Come on, stop defending the fat people and face reality. Really, how many fat people actually have disorders..maybe 12% and that is being generous. I researched it and asked my mom, who is a M.D. for those of you quick to ask for proof. So maybe the OP was one of those unlucky 12%, we don't know. However, based on the statistics of overweight people published right now, I'm going to take my chances with an educated guess and say stop eating strawberry filled french twists and go exercise.
lilkiz95 0
HOLY SHIT I CREATED THAT GROUP!!!!! YES PEOPLE ARE FINNALY RECOGNIZING IT!!!!!!! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=192456875142 this is s exciting please join it cuz its my group seriously!!!
Punk_Junkies 0
^^^ and that's why we don't talk to strangers kids.
Picklelloll 0
Ninety persent of you all who are total dicks to fat people have an even worse problem. This is why you make fun of them. Oh and ramen, I'm typing off my iPod. Pretty easy to make a typo here bud, don't be a vocab snob.
hockysa 0
that's because 90% of fat people are too lazy to do something about their fatness. Consider this abuse as motivation and a deterrent to either lose weight or stay slim respectively
izzyryu 0
Your duty was clear. Make sure they had the most miserable flight of their lives. Here's what I'm wondering though: yeah, some people are fat because of their eating habits. But how are those habits any of your goddamn business? Face it. You'd never look at a skinny person and say "I bet she's anorexic" or "I bet he's a coke fiend." You can tell yourselves us fatties deserve it as much as you want, but it doesn't make you any less of a worthless ********. I will now take your comments, most of which I expect to be some variation of "your point is invalid because anyone with a high BMI cannot possibly have anything intelligent to say." Only with far worse grammar, gratuitous use of the word "fatty" and variations, suggestions that I'm "just jealous," and erroneous assumptions about my lifestyle.
hockysa 0
So you're saying you work out regularly over 3times a week and have a strict diet and still remain overweight?
munim 0
Oh stopping eating so much for god's sake and get some ******* exercise.
booms9696 0
wow. lilkiz95, since you created a facebook group for this, you've just inspired me to create a facebook page of my own. i think i'll call it "i hate bigoted fucktards." cheers!
hockysa 0
It's your own fault for looking at his screen and being fat in the first place
r8j20cm3lv 5
you cant join groups on facebook only fan pages idiot
hockysa 0
your an idiot.