Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
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crumsnatcha 4
Did they join the group 'I hate people who look over my shoulder and read my screen' afterward? CUZ THAT'S WHATCHA DID.
viqas12 0
aeroplanes have wifi now????
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Comments (145)
little_otter 0
stop being fat and you wouldn't have this problem.
musiclife_fml 0
Fake. I've never been on a single airplane that had Internet access, much less wifi. In case this isn't fake, do tell us which airline it is:)
Coccinelle_fml 15
Oh yes there is. There are actually two groups "I hate when I sit next to fat people on airplanes" and "I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes". I don't know which one OP meant but such groups definitely exist.
lilkiz95 0
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=192456875142
Trent14 0
double ditto
wh4t3v3R 0
You talk big, but you have obviously never tried fried oreos, because once you do, its not a choice to eat them.
catscratch_fml 1
Well, Air Canada's been looking into internet access for some of their flights over the States. Toronto to LA is one of the ones that lets you pay something like $10 for internet access. From CBC's website technology section March 24/09: "Aircell first announced in September that Air Canada would begin offering the Gogo service in spring 2009 on some Airbus A319 aircraft that fly into the U.S. The company currently charges $9.95 US for laptop internet use on flights less than three hours, $12.95 US for laptop internet on flights longer than three hours and $7.95 US for internet use on a mobile device."
nousername1 0
Delta Airlines. Maybe you've heard of them? http://www.delta.com/traveling_checkin/inflight_services/products/wi-fi.jsp I used it a few weeks ago, as some woman at the airport was handing out cards with a code for a free trial. It was a little bit slow, but for internet access at 30,000 feet, I wasn't about to complain.
KuroKona 0
A couple of airlines are trying it out, and a few in Europe allow it, I think. ~Free of charge MiWiki-san.
Fitty4ex2 0
POSER!!!!! I went on Facebook, to join that group, obviously, and no such group exists! liar liar pants on fire!
naturally_artifi 0
that would give the OP exercise AND lower their supply of food due to the lawsuit. good idea! of course, the OP could just sit on them, because they might get tired trying to pick up a laptop
jess6blondie9 3
WTF 16? are you 12 years old? God damn.
MrJentipede 2
ditto
thatguy1103 0
Well if you weren't ease dropping on his Facebook you would never have known... mind your own business!!!
sstahpp 33
eavesdropping***
david584 0
there no group called this lair fatty
phoebatron_ 0
FAKE, there is no group. I just checked ;)
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
actually some people in previous comments found 2 such groups, so now not only do you seem like a lifeless annoying twat for trying to "verify" FML's like this (and getting all proud when you "prove" it's fake) you look ******* stupid too. hah.
Ilovelife07 0
well that attack was a bit unnecessary...
Michael216 0
No, it was totally necessary.
Kuato 0
YDI glutton.