Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML
Today, I paid $140 extra to get more comfort during a flight. The man behind me was so tall that his legs didn't let me recline the seat, and complained every time I tried to during the night. FML
Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML
Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
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bear7722 11
you were probably yelling. I dont blame her for kicking you off
JuliaKay14 33
yes, I’m sure you “just” raised your voice in frustration. Don’t yell at flight attendants. grow up.
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Comments (5)
JuliaKay14 33
yes, I’m sure you “just” raised your voice in frustration. Don’t yell at flight attendants. grow up.
bear7722 11
you were probably yelling. I dont blame her for kicking you off
RichardPencil 32
Fat-shaming other passengers? I'll bet your dad was disgusted from the Great Beyond and was glad you didn't make the funeral.
Haldu 50
Dude, no... Yes, fat-shaming is a disgusting behavior. But what you wish is even worst.
Haldu 50
Stewardesses don't kick out passenger from a plane for just "raising" their voice. I guess you were in the angry phase of the mourning process, so I don't blame. I even sincerely pity you to not be able to assist to your dad's funeral. However, the stewardesses must frequently deal with rude yelling passengers, and have often no time enough for that, so I don't blame her neither. That's just a sad story for all people involved.
Brightside86 31
Legally if a passenger is to big to fit In one seat it's a safety issue and they have to pay for 2. I'm guessing the flight attendant was on edge and getting an already agitated OP off the plane was just easier.