Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
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that1kid82 2
What you need, is a proposal pillow.
TheCrazyAli28 1
hmm what a nice fiancé
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TheCrazyAli28 1
hmm what a nice fiancé
borichick1 0
if she even said yes! lol
fthislyfe 22
I'm so sorry, i hope she says yes, then you'll laugh whenever u remember this proposal, and u'll tell your children!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
iiirrrrrooooonnnnyyyy!! get use to it, marriage is nothing but pain. except the sex, the sex is good.
chlorinegreen 27
hmm that's weird. I didn't know you could do that! well I guess if you can dislocate your collar bone from just removing a bra you can do anything. tough luck. I wouldn't of laughed but I guess try try again.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I find that whenever there is an FML posted about a boy/girl being rude to one another someone always comments: "what a nice boy/girlfriend. Tres annoying.
TheCrazyAli28 1
wellllll, I find that when another someone decides to comment on the original comment, it is frankly a waste of your time and ours because its already been posted. its also quite annoying
l0606299 0
awhhh... well isn't she a keeper!!!
dathan 14
No, she's not.
hideyoself 4
Lose some weight bro and step up your game.
Mysanitywins 10
Good assuming. Cause you know it makes an ass out of me and boners ;)
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
just cause he sprained his leg doesn't mean he's fat.
xlord 27
I hope this doesn't "strain" his relationship
dre_bro11 12
2, 'hideyoself' before you get raped for your ****** up comment.
Sniper_Fidelis 1
Herp derp bro
Sniper_Fidelis 1
Herp derp bro
crazyanthonySF 0
you shouldnt wait for an answer if she laughed at you when youre in pain then why marry her
notsocrazee 0
sometimes it's hard to tell if people are joking about an iinjury.
takeapieandrun 9
Wow, that's harsh.
NomOnShroomz 14
Wait was she laughing at you getting hurt or the proposal.... well I guess it's pretty bad both ways.
KennKenn 0
The answer better be Yes.
hodgepodge365 8
hahaha, good one
that1kid82 2
What you need, is a proposal pillow.
ChrisLTC 3
*Patent pending
Insomniaddict 0
This.
1215116a 14
I read your comment in an Italian accent. :)
remain 3
hahahah good one!!!!
pamelax3 6
Take it to 'Shark Tank.'
btown1616 0
dump her ass
lyssaisyourgirl 7
agreed
CryMoreFMLs 15
well btiwn, since you have such a charming girlfriend / spouse in that picture, I'll tell you why not. How would you feel if you tried to propose to her, and you slipped and busted your tailbone. Then she just laughs. Feeling good yet? No, I didn't think so.
CryMoreFMLs 15
btown* I hate my iphone.
Chuckles420 0
Sucks for you. What a bitch though dude.
MEM0817 18
No answer is your answer...
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agreed. Laughter may have been her answer as well. Maybe it wasn't even the sprained ankle that made her laugh but, if it was, "sickness and health" is going to be a misery, Cut your losses.
ryrywakaka 0
good luck