Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
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Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML
Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML
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Tamandua 19
"Today, I was boarding a plane to go on a vacation. I noticed that the man who was seated next to me was really handsome, and I began to get nervous thinking of conversation starters. I panicked and asked to change seats instead. FML" We can only hope OP.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Some people don't handle direct eye contact well.
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Comments (8)
Bubblez2009 15
U sure she didn't think you are a perv the way u looked at her.
Tamandua 19
"Today, I was boarding a plane to go on a vacation. I noticed that the man who was seated next to me was really handsome, and I began to get nervous thinking of conversation starters. I panicked and asked to change seats instead. FML" We can only hope OP.
ChristinePi 36
Maybe she realized she was in the wrong lane
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Some people don't handle direct eye contact well.
Cali 57
The struggle is real.
lAAAAA 2
I can't agree more.
species4872 20
The excitement of the moment got the better of her.
interesting33 37
I'm sorry OP. it could be nothing to do with you and the eye contact if it helps. maybe she is scared of flying and can only sit in certain seats? I often go to sit down on the bus but then the seat is too 'dirty' and I have to move.