Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
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crumsnatcha 4
Did they join the group 'I hate people who look over my shoulder and read my screen' afterward? CUZ THAT'S WHATCHA DID.
viqas12 0
aeroplanes have wifi now????
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Comments (145)
xashleenicolex 0
People that post comments about stuff like 'Oooh its your own fault fatty' and stuff like that are pissing me off. I happen to have a sister with diabeaties from, not justy weight, but a disease that causes the corizone levels to go grazy, and everything else is extremly low. She eats normal and it never works. PLUS her hormones dont help a bit, shes 9 and her hormones are like a 14-15 year old's. Shes on her period and of course, that makes her, not only more hungry, but get larger hips and breasts. Some of you guys sicken me. But I have to agree with some of you. FRIED OREOS RULE. ;)
xashleenicolex 0
Damn keyboard. *Diabetes plus IDK about the corisone or whatever its either *Cortisone or *Cortisol I think its cortisol but im only 15 and was homeschooled for 3 years, so yeah.. Not that perfect. Every dam has its crack. :L
rzbt21 0
this is the answer that should be in every FML regarding sonebodys fatness
Mike_Whiskey 0
wireless is inaccessible on an aircraft because it interferes with the planes instruments. thanks for coming out.
emotive_fml 0
#33: Have you ever wondered why fat people hate "normal" people like you? Did you ever stop to think that fat people may be mean because of comments like that. My mother is over weight and has been trying for years to loose weight. It's not something that happens over night. It's not easy either. Not all fat people eat and eat. Some of them can't loose weight. It's bullshit like this that causes eating disorders. You are an ignorant ****. OP: I'm sorry you noticed that. But you did kinda deserve it. Looking over his/her shoulder... being nosy. Otherwise it was a rude thing for that person to do. But don't let it bother you... It's just Facebook. You shouldn't care about his/her opinion anyway. That person doesn't know you in real life. Smile :) Take it with a grain of salt hun.
Riemurasia 0
Why were you reading along?
IronMaiden45 0
isn't it bad to use wifi on a plane? o.0
fastbunny 0
Shut up berry :(
fastbunny 0
You deserve a foot up your ass bitch
usmcsniper16 0
i ******* hate fat people