Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML
Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from Amazon, so when the doorbell rang I rushed out in my pajamas. It wasn't the delivery guy. It was my ex and her new boyfriend, here to drop off some of my old stuff. I'd answered the door wearing an anime onesie. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to get the morning paper, I went outside with my bath robe on and when I leaned down to get my paper my bath robe came undone. Apparently everyone on my street saw it and decided to bring up public nudity at the next neighborhood meeting. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
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Top comments
PSQ91 6
They got what they wanted, no need for further gifts.
s0m3guy2010 21
Looks like there's a full moon out tonight.
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Comments (165)
Ari1337 15
Hope you weren't too overweight...
Okayitwasme 0
The kids should have asked for change! Lol
bubo_fml 11
When I was a scout collecting donations, a lady answered the door covering herself with only a phone book...I remember immediately having the sensation of erecting a tent pole in my camper shorts...
xxtraan 1
Did you see any parts ?
weepingangel_fml 7
May I ask how you are -78 years old?
spizZzy 0
I wonder if they tried to donate the money back to you :)
pllamah 9
Hahaha leave it to someone from Saskatchewan to do this.
KiddFlash 0
Thank u miss
lilpowers 3
What'd they think?
bkkh_frnks 6
haha that's hilarious. way to go!
jocelynmae 0
For you guys who are saying "oh if you hot then it's okay if not then you scared them for life", how do you know the children weren't girls instead of boys???