Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
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Top comments
bfsd42 20
Get used to it wingman.
a563 3
"Yeah, but he's gay as the day is long"
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Comments (90)
me234 7
Awww
starman02 12
Oh man that sucks OP! But at least she didn't use you to get to your friend hurting you in the process.
the_true_batman 10
It sucks when this type of thing happens all the time. When I was younger and it took me longer to open up to people, I'd invite girls to hang out with me and my friends to make it less awkward. We'd have a good time together, but the girls would often end up falling for one of my friends.
ibenj 1
Damn son! Must hurt! Sorry OP!
avaloncode 8
ouch
bigtaytay 13
yeah thats no fun. been there, really sucks
Psych101 9
2- Wow. Talk about eloquence and quick wit. OP, the good news is that unlike many of people who have posted FMLs, you actually have a good friend. So you're already ahead of the curve.
MDTeddy 13
I hope Op said no and I hope he told her he was talking to her because she is cute.
bfsd42 20
Get used to it wingman.
NanillaVipples 2
Sometimes you've just got to accept second banana. Especially if your friend is considerably more attractive than you :/
shellz102 12
So you're the ugly friend?
scalmon 5
Ha
SarcasticUnicorn 9
At least your friend tried to help.
freshberries22 17
Yea he did bow out in order to give op a chance just people have different taste
ebonyirony 29
Most of my friends would never bow out that gracefully.
sens3sfailing 25
Same. OP, I don't think this is a total FML because OP has a great friend.
rooney0710 5
Your better then a second. Find someone else. She probably did not mean to hurt you she was also interested in someone
AClassActx3 7
Lmao your profile picture . But anyways. Sorry OP :/
SnipeFatPeople 6
Cyanide and Happiness :D
Psych101 9
Is it just me, or does the first sentence of 5's comment not make any sense? I understand and agree with the rest of it, but I just don't get the first one.
TheMathMajor 26
I was going to say its because they used the wrong *you're and *than, but even with that it still doesn't make sense :/
puddinfellow 2
How do you know he's not really worth being a second? Do you secretly know the OP?
DontThumbMeDown 8
5 Youre* sorry
DontThumbMeDown 8
Oh **** i didnt see 29. I just hit the reply button. Sorry :(
musicluvr2000 11
You're not your
musicluvr2000 11
41- high five, I did the same thing. Sorry.
SirEskimo 13
29- 5 is trying to say that OP shouldn't worry about her, because he's better than being somebody's second choice, as his friend was her first
lovepandorasaver 11
Well I hope that didn't take away all your confidence and you kept trying to talk to her. If not keep pressing on and you will find a better girl that is attracted to you, instead of someone else.
SadIife 6
It doesn't matter. Just because one girl isn't interested in you doesn't mean another one won't be.
saintsrocksocks 10
That's where you lie to her. Then she's all yours.
Krirn 21
Then in a few months OP is going to post another FML about walking into his GF's bedroom to find her and his friend having sex, when "its not what it looks like, she was just looking for her contacts".
AClassActx3 7
Just so you know.. I meant to down thumb you 0_o idiot. Starting off with a lie is beyond wrong
destroyer69 0
Oh **** you maybe the guy is just looking to hook up for the night.
saintsrocksocks 10
18- Nobody gives a crap where you're putting your thumbs. You should keep that to yourself.
a563 3
"Yeah, but he's gay as the day is long"
poiuipop 22
It doesn't work as well when OP lives in Canada...
MolesterStallone 13
So help him out and you can find another cute girl easy.
User57777 13
Really? it's that easy?