Today, my ex sent me a pack of beer to screw with me. I'm still going to AA, and I thought I was almost over it. Five bottles later, I realized I'm not. We didn't break up over my drinking, either; it was because after just 2 weeks of dating, she threatened to kill herself if I didn't marry her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Driven to drink
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
TW: The final straw
Today, I broke up with my long-term boyfriend, because his alcohol problem is so bad that he drank his way through an old bottle of Tequila, which belonged to my mum, and that I'd kept after she committed suicide. FML
I need one
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Boozehounds
Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML
Face the facts
Today, I called off my engagement with my now ex-girlfriend. Yesterday, while drunk at a get-together with all our friends, she admitted she's still in love with her best friend, and only went out with me to forget about him, but is still pining for him anyway. She doesn't understand why that factoid might upset me. FML
We meet again
Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I've been "spending too much time at the bar." I've been sober for 2 years. FML
It's not you, it's me
Today, I met the guy my ex left me for. He's morbidly obese, has no personality, and got her drinking again, even though she has a problem. She says, "I've never been happier." Now everything I've done for my anxiety and depression has come undone, and I can't be convinced there isn't something horribly wrong with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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tj4234 36
wow, your ex is a psycho... stay strong OP. You can do it!
Mynamewontfi 40
Well, it's a good thing that you're not in that relationship anymore. She sounds more toxic than alcoholism.
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tj4234 36
wow, your ex is a psycho... stay strong OP. You can do it!
tony1891 22
I'll drink to that
MeanBeagle 22
she probably figures if she gets you drunk enough you'll say yes.
obnum 19
Agreed. Don't let this throw you back into drinking OP. You lapsed once, but stay strong. It gets better and it's so worth it at the end. :)
miianah1 22
Yeah she's crazy. Even if she was serious about killing herself, OP should just try to get her help. He's not obligated to be in a legal contract with someone because they're ******* psycho. She's a bitch for sending the case. You're better off, OP and good luck
incoherentrmblr 22
You can't give in. YOU CAN'T GIVE IN!!!...
Audem_fml 27
What a b*tch ! Be brave :)
jthmtwin 16
Lets hope she gets help like you have :( threatening suicide is NOT the way into someone's heart.
Just_A_Tree 20
I knew a girl that threatened my friend with suicide saying "I love and hate you! You drive me crazy and piss me off! But I love you! And you have to love me too! And if you don't, then I'm going to kill myself, because I'm not going to live without you!" And that bitch was crazy! I knew then both very well. I knew she was out of her Goddamned mind if she thought she could just threaten to kill herself and force him to love her. She then told me to convince my friend to love her, or else she would kill herself. I had asked her to seek help before that, and so had my friend. But she refused to go get help. So finally, I decided that she was not in a stable mindset to make that decision, she was thinking irrationally, and I was not going to tolerate her threatening myself and my friend. So I went behind her back and alerted councilors of her situation. Now she goes to therapy. I know it was a lot to type. But I also wanted to say, she got really mad at me for getting her help. At first I didn't know if it was the right decision, I think it was, but I didn't have much of a choice. And I haven't talked to her much since, she's still not happy with me for telling councilors about the situation. I think I did the right thing, and I don't think she would be around today had I not done it, and her still being alive today is what matters. Sorry for the amount of typing...
pinkster2014 25
That's a lot coming from just a tree xD But seriously, great story. Maybe OP can learn from this. Thanks for sharing :)
Harry641 13
You need to get back at that bitch.
King_Nero 15
4- I think this is the perfect time to report her suicide threats and see her locked up for a while.
skittyskatbrat 19
King_Nero, I like the way you think. Get her help AND get her out of his hair for awhile. She's not likely to suicide at all, btw. She's too focused on herself and too self-centered if she's like the "typical" manipulative suicide-threatening crazy bitch. But some time with counselors sure couldn't hurt her.
Cemetery87 10
revenge is not the answer. restraining orders are :)
Mynamewontfi 40
Well, it's a good thing that you're not in that relationship anymore. She sounds more toxic than alcoholism.
SoapTurtle 7
overly attatched girlfriend
ELoni_fml 25
Send her a fake engagement ring to screw her back
Welshite 40
It's only fake until she shows up in a wedding gown and dragging a minister behind her.
granCanyon 12
And then what? She can't force him to do anything. That will make her look even dumber.
junkman6 22
The minister might just be a shrunken head with how psycho this bitch sounds.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
Yes because making an ass out of himself is the way to go.
MeanBeagle 22
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I'll drink to that
YFOS_fml 17
your a wanker!
GalaxyShots 21
You're illiterate!
pinkster2014 25
Anyone else have that song pop into their head?
weveallbeenthere 30
Well at least you know what your stalker looks like.
stjammy 9
Stay strong bro, you are the better person!