Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
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Charle0555 4
That will be a hard one to explain to the store manager
perdix 31
Someone stole your raccoons while you were trying on raccoons?
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Comments (155)
Hunthas 17
I feel your pain! The same thing happened to me but with raccoons :(
perdix 31
Someone stole your raccoons while you were trying on raccoons?
llamafish 25
Ugh. I hate people like that. Can't they get their own freakin' raccoons?
pinkcrayola 0
Wow I thought I was the only one that happened to!
perdix 31
#56, why were you trying on clothes in a store's raccoon?
LightningCactus 12
Why wouldn't he be?
perdix 31
#86, oh, you are such a n00b! Everyone who knows anything that the mirrors inside store raccoons are "fat mirrors" that add 20-30 lbs. Once you fight to get inside the angry procyonid, it sucks to feel shitty about yourself because of an optical illusion.
pinkcrayola 0
If I didn't change in a raccoon, where would I change?
StoryOfTheYear 15
93- Ask Obama, that homeboy knows all about change.
melikesfml 11
96... Your argument is invalid..
perdix 31
#93, most of your better establishments have a changing beaver. Changing beavers have skinny mirrors in them, because they give a "dam" about how you look. Next time you go to a clothing store, ask the saleslady if you can enter her beaver.
808Boyo 4
I don't know why people think this perdix guy is funny. I feel dumber after reading his comments.
llamafish 25
Different people have different senses of humour. It's not like any one person is the definitive authority on what's funny and what isn't.
melikesfml 11
^^This Guy
Zhjonin 4
So do I.
bandofsand 10
104 - agreed
Link5794 18
104, you wear a hat backwards 2/3 off of your head. You should feel dumb all the time.
Daederoth 10
I know, I was like what the ****? too but then I saw that the poster is from Spain and was like oh I see now.
kamikrazy 6
I bet OP got her pants stolen so she is forced to buy new pants from the store. Smart business mentality.
dogluver900 2
Those damn raccoons all they do is steel baby raccoons right out from under you raccoon made coat that another raccoon stole
Charle0555 4
That will be a hard one to explain to the store manager
missalkali 8
yeah, especially without pants on
llamafish 25
I think the issue will speak for itself, actually.
KM96 24
They couldn't buy the clothes anyway because their purse is stolen :P
ninjacapo 2
Its actually more genious of the theif because OP is unable to chase them down because she doesnt have pants on if she wont leave without pants and wont leave with the store's on because she will be stopped. Thusly, the theif makes a clean gettaway because the victem cannot pursue.
KM96 24
True 113 - I dont think anyone would wish to chase the thief down half naked ! Or get chased after by an angry store manager thinking you stole their pants!
onlychildFTW 34
I would have chased after them in my underwear. But that could be my guy thinking at work here.
drooller 9
Maybe she was wearing granny-pants and thought if
drooller 9
Maybe she was wearing granny-pants, I mean it's embarrassing enough to chase someone while wearing Victoria secrect stuff let alone granny-pants, so she thought staying put will be a better option for her and her dignity :)
tehaustiebear 34
120- Next time you get your purse stolen, I'd like to see that.
asianswag 6
That sucks.
The_Hitdude 12
Yeah. You'd think they would make an FML about it or something.
howdeedoo 22
Because he wants to see how many times he can get thumbed down, of course.
make_me_smile 4
Well no shit Sherlock! Of course it sucks!!!!!
KandiHybrid 6
Strange that they stole your pants and shoes.. what could they need with those?
ycrem0n 21
Probably to fulfill their fantasies. IYKWIM
guitarbeast 22
It could b to stop op coming after him (or her)
llamafish 25
It's like when you mug someone in the street and switch clothes with them. Throws the enemy agents off.
GODert 8
Because OP lives in Spain which this type of crime has been currently in the rise for there economic downturn. This why most of Europe is in the shit hole right now there type of welfare state for no taxes and so many people on pensions.
EnterSandman_fml 20
If she had expensive shoes, it's understandable. My ex-girlfriend got mugged a couple months ago in New York and they took her Uggs. She was heartbroken being stuck barefoot in NYC lol.
maosquare 18
61 - Try as I might, I still do not understand what you are trying to say in the second half of your comment.
KassiLouise 5
Or he was just a jerk simply trying to screw someone over because honestly, how is anyone able to walk out of a dressing room and into a public store barefoot and in their underwear??
fmlluver1415 6
I would still try to get my wallet I mean you could still catch up to them before they get out of the fitting room.
kyliebear 15
SWell, if OP was trying on pants as well, they could walk out with them on, but like, pull off the tag with the barcode and ask them to scan it there, because your pants were stolen?
xInwex 12
Ouch. Fyl. But how didn't you notice?
connerwonner 7
OP noticed it. That's why she is complaining about it.
bobchickenfart 5
OP did notice it. she couldn't sprint out after the theif barefoot and pantless.
tessa1110001 12
You sir are an idiot...
xInwex 12
I sure as hell would burst out and stop the person stealing my stuff, I mean who just watches someone steal their things? I concluded the op didn't notice her stuff bring stolen...b/c who is that stupid not to stop the thief?
rainbowhobos 4
It could be worse. They could've taken your dignity or something. Or your shirt too.
ycrem0n 21
So you think OP wouldn't put up a fight while they "take her dignity" or remove her shirt? genius
missalkali 8
I think thy did take her dignity. she's walking around a store pant-less
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Yea, I was gonna say; Pretty sure her dignity would be stolen too once she left the change room half naked.
rainbowhobos 4
I guess my sarcasm's hard to pick up via just text.
ClosetTroll 10
The next level of shoplifting.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Instead of stealing from the shop, they steal from you, IN the shop! It's genius!
LolFMLnot 10
There are camera's in the store find out who did it.
carmenm 6
Not in the change rooms
Insane_Tea 15
So the cameras in the changing room of the Target near my house aren't supposed to be there?...aw shit!
love_me_electric 20
The thief wasn't IN the change room, they were standing outside it
magic2466 2
Not in the changerooms that would be creepy
LolFMLnot 10
No, but there are cameras outside of the changing room, she can see who has her purse. Or even see who came in the changing room after her. Maybe only like 2 people did.
millie1267 4
I'm sure whoever it was would be long gone by the time they'd look at the video.
missalkali 8
yeah, but you can get a look at their face, and give a description to the police. and then let them do their job and catch the thief.
kimg0885 23
Meaning she will never get her stuff back
matt98_fml 13
Wow.. the nerve of some people..
the7thchild 6
@10 Don't make up acronyms nobody understands.
ClosetTroll 10
It's been around for some time now.
linkinpark98 24
It means "If You Know What I Mean." I have never seen that acronym ever, and figured it out on the first try. :P
DocBastard 40
I thought it meant "I yell 'KILL' when I **********."
kshafer08 7
Glad I'm not the only one who yells that...