Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML
Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from Amazon, so when the doorbell rang I rushed out in my pajamas. It wasn't the delivery guy. It was my ex and her new boyfriend, here to drop off some of my old stuff. I'd answered the door wearing an anime onesie. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to get the morning paper, I went outside with my bath robe on and when I leaned down to get my paper my bath robe came undone. Apparently everyone on my street saw it and decided to bring up public nudity at the next neighborhood meeting. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
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PSQ91 6
They got what they wanted, no need for further gifts.
s0m3guy2010 21
Looks like there's a full moon out tonight.
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Comments (165)
PSQ91 6
They got what they wanted, no need for further gifts.
xlord 27
Who says charity work never pays off?
ScaughtieHolden 11
Op could've been a fat man. There's men with snuggies on the commercial, and it could've been a man purse.
npnptracking 7
What fat man owns a purse?
rexgar2000 10
wait I dnt get it, I thought a snoggie was like a blanket with sleeves right? so whats the problem?
RaquelJones91 4
The back is missing ha
ThanksHersheys 4
Snuggies, ruining the pride of many..
HomeAl0ne 20
Yeah, tell them you already gave at the orifice.
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Although you're right, the chances of it being a female over a male is about 85%
tandem123 6
118- I'm a guy, I own a snuggie, and I am proud.
kelissa_fml 16
Haha is the first FML that is actually funny that I've seen in a while. But seriously they already got their payment.
ShakeMeDown 12
124- You own a purse as well?
ImFrackinBored 13
48- It's a satchel.
ShakeMeDown 12
135- Indiana Jones had one.
StephenS7 0
European shoulder bag* c'mon guys...
s0m3guy2010 21
Looks like there's a full moon out tonight.
kings1fan 6
You should have boughten one of those new looking snuggies called the lazy something. Not sure if you seen any of the commercials for them. Hahah they look so dumb!
boofgall 16
The lazy something, eh? You sound informed.
kings1fan 6
Ok I looked it up for 23 it's called the Forever Lazy, they look like a copy of the snuggies haha they are one of those as sen in tv products
Cali_Girl_Jess 3
I know what you're talking about! It even has an opening for thee behind! So wrong....haha.
kings1fan 6
38 exactly! Haha who would want to where one of those! In the commercial they show a bunch of guys outside a football game wearing them. Hahah really!
zombicidal 11
snuggies are made so you can shit and be warm at the same time
EmreArslan 11
Mr snuggie was ******* smart! Me and peter griffin wear it all the time
rubberduckie72 4
thats what the old fashion long underwear is for just open the flap in the back. my wjole fam is jealous of mine since we have mo heat in tje bathroom
mfazi456 7
Basically a pair of footy pajamas without the feet.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
This whole thread is full of fail.
redfishbluefish2 13
This is why I always make sure to wear my snuggie backwards...
attaboy368 20
but how do you keep your footsies warm :)
iimadoki 0
You've scarred the kids for life. Lol
tehrealone 6
Is OP a guy or girl?
Philliesfan9391 3
Op said she was reaching for her purse. It's onviously a guy.
unhappybitch 8
Yea and usually guys take like an hour to decide what to wear right?
evilteddybear 0
Maybe in a good way? :/
NuTrees 9
Am i the only one who didn't know snuggies were open in the back.. I thought yoou slipped it on like a dress... I almost won a snuggie once. Wouldn't buy one though.
DreBeezy 9
-3 ...Or OP has probably just sent the kids into a hectic car crash known as puberty.
bemylove123 9
Looks like they got more of a donation then they came there for.
mikeduse 0
not too smart, should've put on some real clothes....
npnptracking 7
That was the whole reason for her FML..
chane1100 6
I hate you. GTFO.
foodlord 5
Did they run?
mfazi456 7
I wouldnt
heathz 9
no one ever said wearing a snuggie would be easy.
cinamonkoko 15
the commercials for snuggies mention how easy they are to wear....
nattynatters 14
I hate snuggies. They are a lot more awkward than the ads show. And they catch fire waaay to easy.
danishbagel 3
43, Then stop playing with fire.
NotDave 0
There is no reason your snuggie should be set on fire... I have no idea what you do that requires you to have fire around it.
jizzwold 21
How am I supposed to sacrifice virgins to Satan while wearing a snuggie without fire?
ohmylanta22 5
77, you kill them without fire....
ejjamael 5
if your hot, the kids got a treat from you, but if your ugly then you scar them for life!
MissLyonsBaby 4
That's hilarious :L actually made me laugh out loud
Freeze_fml 17
It's always a good idea to answer the door half naked.
HerpaderpMeg 12
I do it all the time ;)
xxtraan 1
Oh sounds horny wanna have a baby ?