Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was at my new store, fixing it up. I was about to leave, so I took my clothes off to let the dirty ones dry, as I had other clothes in my car. I walked to the back of my store and the back door locked. The car was locked. I was in my boxers with no phone and no way to go home for 3 hours. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML
Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment while taking the trash out, without my phone. I had to wait outside for three hours until my flatmate came home from work to let me back in. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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Top comments
dragonaair 5
Crawl back inside theb, I guess.
uncbballwins 0
Hopefully you wore your cute panties that day. You know... The ones with the little bunnies on them...
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uncbballwins 0
Hopefully you wore your cute panties that day. You know... The ones with the little bunnies on them...
Dudelike89 8
She did. I got it all on camera.
ChantelRenaeee 0
thats really creepy. you should get some help.
TokinUp 6
mhmmmmmmm.....justice
BigTitsMckee 0
dude Ur ******* stupid ........ drugs are cool nice description dipshit one day Ur gonna get high and go do something stupid ....... and die "sigh" dumbass
docscientist 10
Yeah, drugs are a bad idea when you already have trouble putting together a sentence.
ifyouseekamy666 0
don't worry op I've left the house without pants on twice before o.o
BadBoyz90210 0
if i wore pants i'd have to have a concelled weapons permit
jonan1212 5
51 can I see? lol
staceysgenesis16 0
thats just stupid ..
Cjw1220 0
If she left her cell inside, couldn't she just call for help BEFORE she left?
dragonaair 5
Crawl back inside theb, I guess.
_EnterNameHere_ 0
then*
TheWindowLicker 13
25, I think you mean "them*".
ovechkinisbeast 9
then spell them wrong, I guess
dragonaair 5
#79, I mistyped it. I'm aware of how "then" is spelled, so stop being an ass.
Eggers 2
um, or just ask a worker to unlock the door now that you're out, dummy.
isallwaysme 27
Whoa, don't take it to heart. Sheesh.
ChantelRenaeee 0
good work on getting out!! woman power!
TigerWoods101 0
what the hell did you just say?
Krilleee 5
woman what? keep quiet u WOMAN!?
ChantelRenaeee 0
i was congratulating her on getting out!
glbracer 0
What the **** is wrong is wrong with you? your like 14? you're not a woman, more like an annoying bitch. Sorry to burst your bubble of "matureness"
ChantelRenaeee 0
thing is, i never said i was a woman. i said OP had woman power! learn to read.
s3xymoma 1
why are yall hatin on this girl. ?
ovechkinisbeast 9
that what she said.
ChantelRenaeee 0
thankyou 78!
s3xymoma 1
lol I gotcha back. they just hating n won't let u write what's on your mind.
ChantelRenaeee 0
ehh but im kinda over what bullies say. ive been bullied basically my whole school-life because of my height, looks, etc. so i dont listen to them. tey think they're at the top of the food chain but really, they're way at the bottom.
s3xymoma 1
yea I feel you . I hate seeing other ppl getting teased , makes me feel bad.
deafeningsilence 8
Put some clothes on, 3.
every1luvsvag 10
All of you just shut the hell up and stop trolling. Problem solved.
ohseriously 0
...nobody cares people get bullied all the time.get over it when people get bullied they allow it to happen (unless it's assault) GET OVER IT. stop making it such q big deal.
ohseriously 0
a**
deafeningsilence 8
3, put a shirt on.
alakomonus 0
yea I agree do you not see her profile pic? that's gross and whoreish and as you said she's like 14....
kfchiken 0
peoples jut hatin on ya huh. that sucks....
YacL 15
Lololololololol
leeshxx 3
3. you will attract pedo bear with that photo.
VyvianNguyen 5
I hope no one saw! :O
Spongii101 12
I got locked in a changing room once. I was at a beach and had to get changed into my swimsuit, but the door wouldn't open. I grabbed my bag and clothes (like OP should have done) and crawled under the door... to find a Japanese women staring at me. I ran out of there as fast as I could!
jess6blondie9 3
27 - Sorry, no one cares.
Miss_Michaela 10
40 - Well, no one cares for your comment either. 27, your story FTW. :P
Sniper_Fidelis 1
I don't think you would have the brainpower to care anyways.
ubetrwatchBN 5
Wow 40, the amount of thought and contemplation that went into your comment is staggering. I'm floored by your obvious intelligence and wit.
alakomonus 0
win 94
dragonaair 5
Ignore this, FML is playing tricks on me.
SamuelsJosh34 0
your awsome.
AKALurch 0
damn, how little is the space under the door that it took u five minutes to get out? nd just find someone to open the door to get Ur stuff, no biggie
randy1331 1
How big is she if it took her 5 minutes to fit through the small space in the door?
kinkajoujennie 0
You must have been really em-bare-assed!
rrrmmmvvv 0
Lame.
desilovesandy 0
smh rofl
ydi_4_suking 20
almost close to being funny
_EnterNameHere_ 0
.....
agaba 0
thats pun-ie :D
stephanyk2 7
idiot
fatgirllovesfml 0
Bo-ho-ho-ho...cry me a river then build a bridge and get over yourself. YDI
VampyrePixie 0
what the ****? stop being such a bitchy wannabe and try for some empathy
VampyrePixie 0
what the ****? stop being a bitchy wannabe and try for some empathy
Sniper_Fidelis 1
No one is capable of crying that much.
cldean24 4
It's boo and hoo unless you are being cheerful like Santa.
Livinia 11
Nice going, OP. Crawl back under and get your stuff.