Miscellaneous: Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell... - FML

By anonymous - 16/11/2011 03:17 - Canada

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

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PSQ91 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:06

They got what they wanted, no need for further gifts.

s0m3guy2010 21

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:08

Looks like there's a full moon out tonight.

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Morgiepoooh9822 17

Sunday 26 August 2012 6:45

Thats what you get for having a snuggie.

DylansMomma 9

Thursday 4 October 2012 6:08

Your comment : Flash Donations? Hahah!

matthewiverson 7

Wednesday 17 October 2012 14:54

IM FROM SASKATCHEWAN

smolder 4

Tuesday 20 November 2012 3:39

That's what ya get for wearing a snuggie

droptableusers 7

Tuesday 23 April 2013 20:47

A hell of a donation you gave them

iFeedWeasels 6

Tuesday 10 June 2014 18:05

Lucky kids.

kakarot26 7

Saturday 9 April 2016 20:00

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