Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and wearing a tank top when I suddenly walked through 10 feet of sprinklers and got completely soaked. A cop flagged me down in front of a bunch of people, because apparently I matched the description of a "suspect". He stared at my boobs the entire time. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML
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yesio12 13
don't drop the soap!
dbjb40 0
sucks for you next time don't where speedos there nasty
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Comments (247)
omgwtf99 13
haha bad for u, but i think that is one of the funniest things ive heard all day
doglover_427 0
it's called a towel
rosemary_fml 5
speedos look good on no one. ydi for even wearing a speedo. ydi for possibly scarring little kid's eyes forever by what they had to witness. and finally, ydi for thinking that you could get away with wearing a speedo in public and for thinking that you did NOT look like a prostitute.
BabiGurl90 0
dat had to suk if u were still in a speedo they shud of given u sum shorts or sumthin
Rutgerman95 0
And what happened when they found out you wasn't?
SallyPancakes 0
umm... heres a thought... wear CLOTHES over ur speedos to and from the friggin pool you morom YDI
SallyPancakes 0
umm... heres a thought... wear CLOTHES over ur speedos to and from the friggin pool you moron YDI
n33mb 0
YDI for wearing a speedo
Jasper8713 2
Okay, but here's the thing. Prostitution in and of itself is NOT illegal. SOLLICITING for the intent of prostitution is. This is why undercover cops pretending to be hookers can't arrest until it is specifically mentioned that the guy will be paying her for sexual favours. Were you caught engaging in this interaction? Unless you were, then they had no right to detain you. Either you had an encounter with stupid cops, or this is fake.
areimer 0
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