Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML
Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
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Top comments
Tournesol143 28
How odd. Presumably you had a top on? He needs his eyesight checked. :-)
lily05_fml 16
Probably because he thought you had a bulge bigger than his
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Comments (74)
DaEpicTaco 13
Wow I hope you corrected him some people need to pay attention more
FYLTHOUGH 15
sometimes it's hard to tell, sounds like an honest mistake to me
IAmzephyr 22
hey for all we know, OP could have been wearing trunks, a t-shirt, and had short hair
Peng1995 11
And a flat chest
jerzjay 17
haha most importantly the flat chest
reilly_n 10
Well if you were in a hot tub that means you were wearing a swimming suit .
sturschaedel 27
21, 48: OP was in the hot tub of a public sauna in Europe, so she probably wasn't wearing anything.
Flame27 18
I agree with #53 I also live in the Netherlands and in most saunas you wear nothing except on sundays so it also depend when she went but it's stil rude sorry op
pinkster2014 25
Yeah, but even if they don't wear anything in public saunas/hot tubs in Europe, he wouldn't have said "I thought you were a woman" when she was coming out of the water, seeing that she has lady parts.
babygirlprincess 17
tell him you thought he was man until then
RedPillSucks 33
needs more thumbs up
Eyalsh 32
thumbs up for boobs. Just kidding, that would have been an excellent cum back.
ACEGUY 14
(#23) You need more thumbs down.
Miss_Whipped 43
In actuality, needs more cowbell.
laden_swallow09 35
50 – I don't need a thermometer to know you gots a feevah!
dBLIZZARD 20
Why'd he think that?
Tournesol143 28
How odd. Presumably you had a top on? He needs his eyesight checked. :-)
SweetSociopathy 24
Maybe they were wearing a t-shirt and shorts. Surely, if they were in a women's swimsuit, the man would have been able to tell.
sturschaedel 27
Since this was in a sauna OP was probably nude.
pinkster2014 25
#53 She was in a hot tub
sturschaedel 27
#68, I know, but since the hot tub was in the sauna (well, obviously not in the sauna cabin, but the adjacent area), the rules remain the same. You have a towel wrapped around you when walking between cabins, showers, hot tub and cold tub, but otherwise you are naked.
_kyleG_ 34
Well, you people know me. I usually have a witty pun, but this guy is just an ass. How long of a comment chain can we get of booing?
Welshite 40
But...I don't want to be a ghost. :(
_kyleG_ 34
Wrong boo, bud. Boo like would if Lebron had won again. (and subsequently had been all ESPN could talk about for five years)
clevergirl98 20
Boooo! ;)
punkchess09 7
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
Mooooooo
ArturoJames 13
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo p?
UhHuhHoney 20
Meow
WCARlover 35
I don't understand...I assume you were wearing either a bikini or one piece so even if he thought you looked like a guy wouldn't that tip him off?
Migole 36
Since this happened in the Netherlands I assume they were naked so maybe she climbed out with her back towards them? or has very small breasts?
RenoTheRhino 30
Do people in the Netherlands partake in water recreations in the nude?
nonsensical 26
#15 or perhaps a very long ********?
RedPillSucks 33
damn. 9 inches of bean flicking?
PePziNL 20
20: Yes.
tomatosz 23
#20 At a sauna people are usually naked, not so much at a regular swimming pool.
Malecent 13
He didn't see her ********, she was halfway out
hoosiergirl94 31
He couldn't tell by the type of swim suit you were wearing? Uhh...
Migole 36
In Europe people are usually naked in a sauna. Really small breasts and broad frame maybe?
Jellysweetheart 23
They're naked and coed? I thought it was separated by gender.
sturschaedel 27
42, while some places might offer a separate sauna chamber for each gender, saunas in Europe are indeed mixed and used naked. While it might seem outrageous if you are not used to it, for us it is completely normal.
lily05_fml 16
Probably because he thought you had a bulge bigger than his
Bricktothehead 21
Well, you know what they say about butch woman... ... Please tell me, cause I have no idea. I'm sure you're perfectly feminine in your own way, OP.
Anonypus 20
Well, he's a dick.
ohSNAPyall 27
Good point. This seems rude to say no matter the gender whom he was talking to.