Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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leadman1989 16
You should have said "seven days"!
Cheesecakee 11
Way to ruin a mood...
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Comments (128)
Raheemdplayer 7
Boys on here come out with some crazy shit whilst getting laid, they need to zip it lol
scolly 3
Maybe he finds the girl from The Ring sexy?
cantholditin 2
I think she meant she had her hair in her face and tried to crawl on him. Next time, put al of your hair on one side, OP, and don't crawl, just work your way on there or jump right on!(legs, of course, give him a chance to get his junk outta the way first, lol)
giraffemagic 0
OH MY GOD I watched that a while ago. At least i lived longer than a week. Scary shit.
zombiekitten87 12
Yeah, Samara is not exactly sexy...
sexxme 9
I think the word you were looking for is seductively, not sexily. And there is absolutely nothing 'sexily' about samara, she's ******* scary!
RedPillSucks 33
I dont know. She was very limber. Think of the sex positions
Mourningstar 4
Sounds kinda got, actually.......
Stylin_Since_97 10
He's gonna need a ring at that size hahahah
RedSharpieInk 5
SAMARA !!! :D
daydreamer244 13
must've been rllllllyyyyyyy bad!