Today, I found out that sharing Apple ID’s with your iPhone and your wife’s iPad is a bad idea. She might receive the texts and nude pictures between you and your side chick. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
Today, I was forced to use Egspy on my wife's iPhone. She is going out with a colleague in exchange for getting her promotion approved. I've never had any hints or doubts, but it seems she's having illicit relations with multiple colleagues. FML
Today, I learned that if you go through your best friend's phone, you can find sexy texts and nude pictures between him and your girlfriend. FML
Today, the new Apple update put all of the 100+ nudes I'd sent my boyfriend on his mother's phone because their accounts are linked. FML
Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my husband pathetically tried to convince me that his “friend” has his Facebook password, and “hacks” into his account to message another woman using his profile. The dick picture he sent her by text message? His “friend” has his iCloud password and “hacked” it, and sent it himself. Right. FML
Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
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sadderp 20
That’s what you get for cheating, ydi.
Nhayaa2.0 17
You shouldn't have a "side chick", it's too much work for you. This kind of life asks for certain skills and you obviously have none of them. This isn't an FML. YDI the moment you started cheating.
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sadderp 20
That’s what you get for cheating, ydi.
Nhayaa2.0 17
You shouldn't have a "side chick", it's too much work for you. This kind of life asks for certain skills and you obviously have none of them. This isn't an FML. YDI the moment you started cheating.
inthesticks 19
Dumbass
RowerBud 11
Don't have a side chick. Then you don't have this problem. You definitely deserve to be caught.
Undiscovered_X 8
if youre thinking on getting a side chick, maybe a relationship shouldnt be a thing you should go for
TexasKitten79 6
No sympathy from me for piece of shit, cheating assholes. I hope she divorces you and gets a man who deserves her, you prick.
Zach Ertzberger 7
You absolutely deserved it, you braincell deficient **** knuckle. I hope she takes you for everything you’ve got and more.
JosephFDawson 7
You suck and should feel bad. Cheating sucks.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
So it's a GREAT idea for her. Good get ******.
Alex Duca 11
And you posted it so people would feel bad for you?