Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
I aspire to “average!” “Average” means better-looking than about half. For some of us, that’s a tough hill to climb.
Rae Miller 10
Yeah run. He’s not good enough for you. My ex of 10 years told me that he only kept me around because he was too lazy to “train” someone new. My new boyfriend tells me I am the only one he has ever wanted and doesn’t treat our relationship like an obligation. That is the difference between a boy and a man. Go find your man!!!
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 32
I aspire to “average!” “Average” means better-looking than about half. For some of us, that’s a tough hill to climb.
TxKitten79 10
He was probably goofing around snd teying to be funny. guys do that sometimes.
Rae Miller 10
Yeah run. He’s not good enough for you. My ex of 10 years told me that he only kept me around because he was too lazy to “train” someone new. My new boyfriend tells me I am the only one he has ever wanted and doesn’t treat our relationship like an obligation. That is the difference between a boy and a man. Go find your man!!!
Laurea Lindroos 8
Exactly how it should be 🙌🏻
acmariner99 25
I trust he will wake up single?
Henry8cooper 15
A guy with a good sense of humour is a keeper
smartjaguargurl 17
I mean it sounds like you were fishing for compliments soooo
raven_of_azarath 35
So girls are supposed to assume their either a 10 and act like it or keep their insecurities to themselves? That doesn’t sound right.
zoelog 10
sounds like you were looking for compliments. ydi
Jonkbaby 23
Okay..?
peterblackmer91 12
First of all why would you tell him you think you're average looking? Sounds like you were looking for compliments. And why in the world would you even consider staying with a man who would say that to you??
randybryant799 21
Sounds like you were fishing for compliments.