Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Top comments
leadman1989 16
You should have said "seven days"!
Cheesecakee 11
Way to ruin a mood...
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Comments (128)
Someofthisisfunn 0
Now that's SEXILY!!!!!
bubo_fml 11
Well...Did he put his thing in the ring?
sailorfreak_fml 4
maybe he watches the ring too too much
krhavins 0
That guy is awesome
laurenlolo5 0
hopefully he doesnt read fml. you dont here that one every day
Sheh_fml 25
It's amusing how many of those who think they do things "sexily" that end up looking totally ridiculous...
mj_ok 9
Way to kill the mood.
Jujubilee 1
Maybe you should cut your hair so it's not so "ring-y" and "grudge-y".
Lightbulb830 4
So, 7 days later, is your pregnancy test positive?
supralover 5
The be wrote about this 2 lol saying she wot talk to him
Baagsbaseball 5
^LOLWUT?!?^