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Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML

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i popped it out by holding down the other nostril and blowing.it was awkward. but atleast i gave the people a story to tell. one day when its not so fresh i will look back and laugh...i hope

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What a buzz kill!

What you did next, I can only imagine.

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Did you blow it out on stage?

LiveLaughFML 10

"and that is why YOU should vote me as preside--AUGHAHG!?"

HowAreYouToday 34

The fly "nose" where the gold is. :D

fakeaccountX 6

You gotta testify. Come up in the spot looking extra fly.

RedSharpieInk 5

That must have been HILARIOUS for whoever was watching the speech you were giving

You ain't as coordinated as Obama.

wildhorseman 32

more like testiFLY.

What a buzz kill!

Puns u gotta love them

Dumb but entertaining

I bet u was hoping for the time to fly by after that...

How long have u been waiting to tell that one. ;)

What you did next, I can only imagine.

Saw this happen to someone once. She spit it out. It was disgustingly fascinating.

Spit it out of her nose?! That'd be pretty fascinating

It probably went down the back if her throat and she spit it out

crazychick1269 7

looks like Perky Polly moved into town

free2speak 14

Are you the glittercookies from Etsy? Cause if you're, then you are a conniving lying thief who steals other's designs! if not, ignore what I just said.

RainbowzSkittlez 6

lol how does that happen?

A fly flew into the OP's nose and it couldn't get out?

RebekahBrooke 9

I love this!

arrowshockey18 2

Your pretty:D oh and OP, smell good?

arrowshockey18 2

your really pretty

Hahaha that just made my day :D

Haha nice picture!!

Damn that sucks. Sorry OP

Ironically, you were advocating a worldwide ban on pestcides. Insects never know which of us are on their side.