Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
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Expertfail 0
least he was doing a good job.
unfortunate_13 5
the question is: how long did she stay to watch?
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Comments (142)
luluk854ever 0
my ex-boyfriend was better at fingering me than havin sex with me.
saleha97 4
Uh.. i would killed her..
Jizwold 0
I want to be tried for child molestation hit me up
Ninjafriends 1
Heavy petting in the kitchen while the whole family is home is bound to result in a sticky situation.
saleha97 4
i think so :p
WhataWook 0
That's awful...least she didn't care lol at you OP
Timmo_fml 2
Hey, come on. Everyone knows that if there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket!
swaggyhomes 0
that's awsome
muchagente 5
teach your mother to knock and wait for an answer before she enters your private sphere. a dartboard inside the door might help.
rasta_pasta 4
If it's her house then the OP doesn't really have a private sphere, her mother can go where she pleases in her own house. Not to mention the fact that the door was obviously not locked so they completely deserve it.
fthku 13
You're saying moms are just free to enter whenever they like without knocking, and that OP isn't entitled to any privacy? What the hell are you talking about?
Felecorr 0
The only privacy your entitled to in YOUR PARENTS HOUSE is to bathe and take a shit, because those are necessities. It's their house, not yours. Any other privacy you get is a privilege, not a right- even your damn room, because you aren't paying for it. Off the topic or spoiled un-appreciative children, The OP more than likely was somewhere open in the house, in other words, not in her bedroom. Otherwise it would have been pretty hard not to spot someone walking in and out or past the doorway.
fthku 13
People deserve privacy whether they're paying for a room or not. They're ******* kids, you expect them to pay rent? OP is probably 13-14 by her name, you expect her to make millions of selling lemonade? (that's what you Americans normally do at that age right?) What the hell does spoiled or un-appreciative have to do with it either? Privilege.. you talk like it's the army and not a family.
rasta_pasta 4
Exactly, they're kids not thinking and not earning money, both of which disqualify them from privacy. Privilege means they have to SHOW they deserve to be trusted with privacy, in case you neglected your schooling and don't know what it means or why it would be relevant.
Disco_Panda 0
dude your comments are Always hilarious!
cguinn17 9
F your mom's life. is fingering really "interesting"? it seems fairly normal to me.