Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
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Expertfail 0
least he was doing a good job.
unfortunate_13 5
the question is: how long did she stay to watch?
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Comments (142)
Jesse_D83 0
I hope she didn't stay long enough to know what your O face looked like.
sexaddict89167 0
Once my boyfriend was fingering me and were making out an his soon to be step sister came in and had an ****** fml
Dilwann 27
You're not a women and/or have a very wrong view on reality. It's not that easy (at all) to ******. Or even to think watching you would be a turn-on. I do hope you're a troll though.
MelissaLove234 7
Tell your mom you'll watch her when your dad is fingering her if she walks in and watches you
AmyLeeEvFan 0
That ******' sucks.
kcmeeks13 2
At least she wasn't mad or anything! That would be even worse! :/
klipper57 12
That means your boyfriend is damn good at wat he does. Thank him. NOW
GeorgiaBea 28
I will never understand the need for people to have sex or otherwise fool around in their parents house...
J15237 25
Well that clearly means your man was doing a fantastic job. I wouldn't call this an FML. Especially if he gave you a mind blowing ******. Just enjoy and keep doing it. Feel bad for your mom.