Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
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Top comments
Expertfail 0
least he was doing a good job.
unfortunate_13 5
the question is: how long did she stay to watch?
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Comments (142)
TheDrifter 24
Red handed? I think I saw a movie about that fetish once...
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
what if ur dad walked in and watched? o.O even creepier XD
filipino_dude 0
woah
Fiskars02 2
Not a FML. Embarrassing yes. Lucky girl you. Sound like you had fun
averageirishman 0
hohohohampster WTF?
shinoramma 0
old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!
CheetosLibrary 0
AWKWARD. But at least your mom doesn't mind you doing that while she's home! LUCKY
lgriffin86 0
I agree with #17. Your mom is a basses for not getting pissed, kicking him out, then grounding you for life! SWEET!
justbecuz123 0
hair on the muff, old enough!
XxKyttixX 0
I feel a bit weird after reading this lol I can only imagine how creepy it would be if my mom said that to me.