Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
Uhh, how old is your boyfriend?
Notamusedanymore 17
This sounds like a porno script
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Comments (24)
Jake F Thomas 14
That’s ******
tounces7 28
Uhh, how old is your boyfriend?
AxelRose 6
What the ****!?
Notamusedanymore 17
This sounds like a porno script
weaboo 12
I’d watch that
EmDizzle2007 28
a bad one.
Nikki K 10
I believe this requires a hell of a lot more information....or you know..Jerry Springer.
phyomauk 12
Impossible
Dave_Davington 34
That's certainly one way to keep your kids from diddling in the house.
IAmClay 24
This one might need a follow up
sunnyray812 42
Cross out the word "might."
Glowworm56 27
"Rob's mom has got it going on." just doesn't have the same ring as Stacy.
RichardPencil 32
Is his name Oedipus?