Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML
Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML
Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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shmikey 0
a sticky situation...
azurablade 0
lol
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Comments (357)
fishyfingaz 0
i've got such a raging clue right now :P
kluger 3
Oh, Frank, seriously, I've got such a raging clue right now.... I think we better follow it. HAHAHAHAHA Love it.
Monikabug 9
LOL. 34
Sekococo 0
OP don't lie you mean your EX of 4 years. You were sleeping with your ex and he wanted to make a lasting impression on you.
ccc01 1
" I had such a raging clue that I erupted clue juice all over her face."
seeimdee 0
hehe tell them that your boyfriend caaaame over. your ******.
Puls3ofth3maggot 0
mom: "what happened?!" you: uhmmm... my boyfriend came over. all over." mom: is he gone yet?
mks2895 3
hahahhahahahahahaa whattt a fuckingggg g.!!!!
cindybabe1211 0
wow that's some bullshit!! lmfao sux 2 b u ; )
sourgirl101 29
Did he find out you were screwing around on him
davidhasmorefun 0
this sounds like the best revenge. or maybe he went to make himself a sammich and seen your parents car pulling up.
talonbronson 0
he jizzed on her face, then went to make a sandwich?!
the0scottster 0
EPIC WIN for your bf!
HaM3r3DcR0W 0
ggg
Dravien 0
Wow did your parents ask what was on your face?