Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML
Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML
Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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shmikey 0
a sticky situation...
azurablade 0
lol
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Comments (357)
angelicapple 0
This is definitely a FYL. Clearly warrants some serious act of revenge!
killerkurt 0
YDI for having a careless boyfriend.
Danzergirl1 0
Wow some boyfriend right
XxRyanxX300 0
Today i had to untie my daughter after her boyfriend jizzed in her face and left her there. I can never look her in the eye again FML
lucifer69_fml 0
BECAUSE HER EYES ARE HIDDEN BY ****!
jhandy 0
I hope he is now your EX-boyfriend.
killurbeer 0
thats ******* hilarious!
Twalsh94 0
wow wanna suck me?
marycharles 0
holy mother ****** that has to be the worst thing ever! FYL for real! i'm sorry! and btw- what a jackass of a bf
thekidinbuff 0
lmao. what a ads
kurukururock 0
You live in France. Sexuality is treated casually over there, so what's the FML about this?
FortuneFaded 0
Nord-Pas-De_Calais is the default location when creating an account on here, so chances are she isn't French at all. Anyway, that has got to be one of the most embarrassing situations, lmao.