Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML
Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML
Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML
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Top comments
jessxoxo28 5
thats wat u get for trying to pee on a roach
eduardo2k 0
roach 1 - 0 you
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Comments (108)
idkweird 0
Eww, that's disgusting.
eduardo2k 0
roach 1 - 0 you
dukain94 0
LOL Owned.
jessxoxo28 5
haha no ur nottt :)
lilbios 0
haha dryyy
jessxoxo28 5
thats wat u get for trying to pee on a roach
justdancebbyx3 7
This reminds me of the FML about the guy peeing on the grasshopper :/
seanreddog 4
You peed all over yourself AFTER all that. If it was during, I could understand, but you "then" peed all over yourself. You're supposed to do that with jellyfish stings, not headwounds.
bailo 0
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inket_fml 0
Karma.
Cassandrarox 0
I knew this FML looked familiar!
skullbashd 3
a roach can survive nuclear it'll survive pee
i_am_bomb 0
poor roach
lexy216 0
that's sooo gross!
Rokstarr 0
I recently read that one too
Zareen 0
Who does that??? And can someone tell ms what OP is?? I'm kinda new to this :/
ssasjb01 0
ha first
cindayy77 0
fail
digibenho 0
HAA FIRST ... oh no nvm i'm just a failing looser.. (obvious joke about "#1" (wich is actually #3))
lmaoatyourlife 0
Not so much.
TheComputerGuy96 16
I think I've seen this FML before...
Mustardnight 3
Im just wondering what the point is of fake fml's, it ruins the point, therefore i am going to suggest most fml's are real.
meunknown101 0
Blah blah blah, I saw this FML 2 months ago.
YDI_King 0
YDI for being the stupidest kind of person
hennessey 0
Most stupid. Stupidiest is not a word.
bailo 0
he has to pee. he goes to the toilet. he sees a roach. he assumes it's dead. he pees on it and around it (i mean, it is in the toilet). how the **** is that stupid? was he supposed to fish it out?
shadowkiss13 0
hahaha idiot
thinmint 0
that is just weird. YDI