Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, I got home and found my husband, naked with an erection and my panties on his face like a mask. He claimed to be the Panty Bandit there to plunder my booty. I might have indulged his insanity and had sex with him were my mom and dad not right behind me in the doorway. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, my wife and I were having amazing make up sex after several months of painful separation. Halfway through, she screamed for me to stop, climbed off the bed, and ran into the bathroom. She spent an hour screaming and crying, then came out and emotionlessly told me to leave. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, after leaving for the city inspector to make sure everything was up to code, my husband and I remembered that we'd forgotten to take down the rope bondage setup and equipment in the closet. We came home to paperwork on the kitchen counter and the closet door open. FML
Today, my husband and I sent our kids out with family and had the house to ourselves after ages. We had awesome sex. I wanted to cuddle while he wanted to take me out to a restaurant to enjoy our day. We argued, he won, and while we left our home arguing, we locked ourselves outside. The locksmith was costly. FML
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Leviathene 34
Regardless of his reasoning for this act, this is still abuse. He has left you at the mercy of a complete stranger while naked and completely unable to defend yourself. You need to seek therapy with your husband (or file for divorce), because this is not acceptable behavior from someone you are supposed to trust. I don't know the details that led to you being tied up, you may have given him your consent to tie you up during sex, but remember; you have the right to refuse AT ANY TIME, even mid-way through sex. This was highly irresponsible of him to do, because as another person has already said, you could have been raped or murdered.
RoseCrystal 17
You need to change the locks and file for divorce immediately. If that how he handles arguments, he's capable of much worse. Get out now.
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Leeono 26
Sounds like he screwed you twice....
GhostFox 34
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that counts as illegal imprisonment, and a couple other crimes, possibly including sexual assault since he tied you up while you were naked. Time to start filing for a divorce, because it sounds like he had every intention for the repairman to sexually assault you. And if anyone tries to say that this is "just a joke"- no, no it isn't. It's severe abuse at the VERY minimum. It could have led to OP being raped and murdered at worst. Nothing about that is a joking matter.
allie2590 31
Yeah this is gross. What the hell would've even been going through his mind??
CeilingIsFalling 4
I'm assuming there wasn't a repairman or it would have presumably been mentioned and the husband was just outside the door? Well the first bit anyway.
GhostFox 34
Still extremely abusive and still extremely dangerous. Even moderate restraints have a risk for blood clots that can cause heart attacks or aneurysms, and making someone think that a stranger is going to walk in on them naked and helpless is a completely heartless thing to do, regardless of whether it is true or not.
Leviathene 34
Regardless of his reasoning for this act, this is still abuse. He has left you at the mercy of a complete stranger while naked and completely unable to defend yourself. You need to seek therapy with your husband (or file for divorce), because this is not acceptable behavior from someone you are supposed to trust. I don't know the details that led to you being tied up, you may have given him your consent to tie you up during sex, but remember; you have the right to refuse AT ANY TIME, even mid-way through sex. This was highly irresponsible of him to do, because as another person has already said, you could have been raped or murdered.
RoseCrystal 17
You need to change the locks and file for divorce immediately. If that how he handles arguments, he's capable of much worse. Get out now.
Dave_Davington 34
Well, you know what they say, go big or go home. For real though, unless really extreme prank wars are a regular part of your relationship, that's ****** up.
Dave_Davington 34
Oh, and I almost forgot. Did you manage to escape in time or did the repairman have to free you in the end? I'm dying to find out.
Inkoseh 33
I'd assume she waited until she heard commotion at her front door and just asked the repairman to leave. Could have also made him stand away from view and made him call someone to help, then made him leave.
jellybeanfish99 10
I feel like a damn psycho because my initial reaction was “oh that’s a mean (and incredibly kinky) punishment ?”
beccaboo_96 18
first off the way he handles the fight was completely wrong, you could have gotten raped by that man. Also, that's horrible for him to do that Idc what the fight was about a man should never do that to anyone he's not even a man, he's still a little boy. get the paperwork and leave his ass..
xcllla_ 27
Unless you're into BDSM and humiliation, other commenters are right. Think about therapy for him or divorce. He has put your life at risk.
GhostFox 34
Even if they were into BDSM, this is not how BDSM works.
Bubbilility 27
BDSM needs consent and proper care/precautions. Leaving someone tied up while a stranger comes in with no way of escape is not BDSM.
Re4ge 13
Other commenters are right. As someone who's heavily into S&M, this is absolutely ****** up. If my boyfriend would have done it to scare me, even as a prank and even while waiting on the other room, I don't know if I'd ever be able to trust him again. This is just wrong. OP should get out of that relationship.
Jason Cropper 7
So today I was sent to do some repair work on this house. The husband winked at me as he gave me a key, said to let myself in. He told me to check the ceiling fan in the master bedroom. You all wouldn't believe what I found in there...