Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML
Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML
Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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shmikey 0
a sticky situation...
azurablade 0
lol
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Comments (357)
vdogg116 1
haha
MattJalac 0
lol i like the way u said after finishing on my face x]
XPredatorX 5
that's why you keep a folding pocket knife in your hand if you do that stuff, so if he leaves or something, you can cut through your restraints
Bertha5 0
how is she supposed to' reach in her pocket?
kojak2091 0
what pockets?
Phil_McCracken 0
He said to keep a pocket knife in your HAND.
JBigDaddy 0
sounds like someone has had a little experience huh
emmmilyyy 0
bertha.. you're an idiot
Frank_Sinatra 0
If she had a knife I think she would have made sure her bf couldn't do this again to another woman...
Monikabug 9
I don't see how holding a pocket knife during kinky sex would be smart OR safe.
lucifer69_fml 0
biggest dumbass of a ******* comment. who are you, ******* jesus or something
Bloodbathandbeyo 0
^^^^ what the **** did that hve to do with being Jesus?
gallaeo 21
Somehow I don't think I'd want to have sex if my partner had a knife in her hand, tied up or not. Another thought though, chances are he would have thought long & hard before doing something like that to her if she had a knife in her hand lol
lusitania_fml 11
228: he said a FOLDING pocket knife.
HeeeB21 0
Dude ur face was covered in **** and ur mom and dad untied you i bet u smelt so bad lol
goldenone 2
it has no scent..
Freeze_fml 17
I think we all know who has yet to take sex ed.
Boddmon 0
I think a skill testing question should be required when registering for this website.
tiffanyheart 0
It has no scent? You have got to be a virgin.
afarr 0
Someone has no penis! Hes just playing with his mipples
irsmeagol 0
lmfao 48 x)
AxCxDxDx 0
Really man? REALLY? lmao.
DonkeyDelight 0
Pretty sure you're the only one with smelly ****. That a you're a twelve year old kid.
stewie1744 0
lmao
Puls3ofth3maggot 0
stewie!! **** yeah!! :)
devildog42787 0
afterwards did you say "oh what a lovely tea party"
Roxxay 6
Hahahaha
gallaeo 21
Lmfao!!!!! You win...
Tenjin 0
wow...
urikuh17 0
I love Tucker max!
ShadowLor 19
I'm super curious about the retribution you're going to hand out XD
sasonzal 4
your mom found u tied up with jeez on your face,that musta sucked
kazumaslayer666 3
He has some explaining to doooooooo and you can kiss your being left home alone privilages goodbye. he better of had a major reason or someone is has a really pissed off girlfriend, if not already.
ragdollsaally 0
Damn...that sucks. I would castrate him.
Bruticus 0
Second that! Call me if you need help
bubbub617 0
u get that call yet?
lokar_ogar 11
That's a bit much.
waffleslol 0
wonder what the parents thought. "Its okay honey, one time your dad did that to me when we were dating." "MOM!!!"