Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML
Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML
Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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shmikey 0
a sticky situation...
azurablade 0
lol
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Comments (357)
azurablade 0
lol
Horney4her69 0
yup, lol
daniel1_1 13
hahaha lol FYL OP
White667 0
Hahahahhahahaa... That is brilliant.
crazy_bitch_9999 0
that sucks
Snoop13 0
awsome ! lol
GameDub 0
yeahhh bet that was hard for them lol
lmfao1643 3
My. bad i ran when your parents got home. why did you fml this? by the way were through. and try deuching you smell
RaKum12 0
lol, that scks ass 4 u
okeetard 2
wow ur cool
martial42 0
I hope he cums bac lol
navigate 0
learn how to spell before you try being funny.
wandaax03 0
174: I think it was supposed to be a play on words.
RevengeOnYou 0
ROFL! i bet ur parents were like: "I knew this was gonna happen" :D
Phil_McCracken 0
191: 174 misspelled back, not cums. that was the problem.
chromeLegend 0
gmjdxv
chloe2114 4
ew,that's wrong.why wud he leave.
rap33r100 0
cum means **** dumbass
lucifer69_fml 0
LITERALLY
lucifer69_fml 0
(replying to #118)
defsdgdh 4
omg best fml ever. better then the throwing rocks at a hobo one!
ipodhacker11208 0
lmfao wowwwwe lolcrofmlao that sucks wat did they say
JAT070 0
that's so hot what's ur number;)
Yankeepunk 0
yea why the **** did he leave??? What a dick. I mean im laughing my ass off!!! but ewwww imagine the smell of sperm on your face all that time. yuuuck. take a long shower and break up
sickyo 0
ur the bf?
eagleclaw58 0
129 yur a fag shure your her girlfriend ******
LoadFasterPage 0
agreed^
soul_fml 0
ur bf is a bamf
sparkey0127 0
he's dead haha
The_Norwegian 2
Did your dad start makin' out with you?
xlostwithoutu 0
Lmao thats nasty
s_jay7 0
lol
BbyLenuh 0
eww
caper1234 0
that's hot OP. need a new man?
AlesanaLTL 0
wtffffffffffff
delco714 0
omg. yep omfg
bcubed 0
This is a great FML lol. your parents had to untie you with a load of come on your face lmao
aaronsko 0
awkward much? :P
Scrantoncity 0
hot
ForestFire0 1
seconded
maxwayt 0
thirded
oogyboogy 6
forthded
SeeBrendenBurn 0
fifthed
Frank_Sinatra 0
sexted
nood_fml 0
ermmm.....lasted?
EastonxStealth 0
if I could count I would be the one after that one^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^•^^^^^^^^^^^^^¥^^^^€^%^%^^*
Alex373 0
seconded : P
stewie1744 0
damn straight lmao
chloe2114 4
thirded
hsshae 0
I came to this fml
billsfan1492 0
whatever the last # was plus 1
shmikey 0
a sticky situation...
namnams 3
LOVE IT
jimsmells67 0
You a funny person
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
lmao. yes.
fsite5 0
LOL made my day!
BrownSugar_fml 5
lmao clever
devildog42787 0
that's great he should get a medal for that
gallaeo 21
Lmao, a medal? I guess it would be something to remember her by because I damn sure doubt he'll ever get to sleep with her again after that.
lusitania_fml 11
I think posts like these should read: "my now ex-boyfriend.."
osnapp55 0
hahahahhahahaahhahahahahagagaha
infiniti_G 0
SORRY BABE MY OTHER GF CALLED
iloveloosy12 0
hahaha
Trixies100 0
haha I bet you thought you was gonna get some o and did ur mom and dad ask how u got tide up
Frank_Sinatra 0
And did they notice the sugar water on your face?
mizzleshizzle 0
actually it's salty not sugary
lovesick4628 0
ew... that's nasty that you know the flavor and is/are (I dunno the correct grammar here) to someone's sarcasm...
babyseacow 2
Actually, 121, semen is made up of sugar and protein, about 90%. So, although you make think that it tastes salty it really is, in essence, sugar water.
noahmg10 5
come on that's just common knowledge ahha:)
gallaeo 21
Sweet nectar of the balls. Breakfast of the champions?